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Kyle Edward

Even Hitler had a girlfriend

About Me

I'm mad tall like 6'6 and shit. I kick ass at pretty much whatever it is that I do. I know more about movies than anything I've ever learned in school. College is cool but the one I go to is kind of lame. Taco Bell dominates. I live with the real Yogi the Bear as well as Bowser. I am watching Law and Order while I write this, it's pretty sweet ass. I look good with a beard. I look good without a beard. I like girls, but no fat chics. I am the Original Living Legend. If your name is Matt Victor you should burn. IF you jumped off a bridge I might do it too. I am right handed. I have brushed my teeth before. Falling in love is hard on the knees. OH DAMMIT

My Interests

Rocking Out, Pimping Hoes, Movies, Being Tall, Money

I'd like to meet:

Hot Babes and Johnny Depp

Music:

Taking Back Sunday, The Spill Canvas, I Can Make a Mess, My Morning Jacket, Like Lions, Cursive, Death Cab for Cutie, Brand New, Bright Eyes, The Starting Line, Early November, Pat McCarthy, Accepted Elsewhere, Damien Rice, The Shins, Postal Service, The Decemberists, Secret Machines, The Stills, Clem Snide, onelinedrawing, Boys Night Out, Pavement, Steve Malkmus, Everything but the Exceptions, Aquinas, Thursday, The Used, Steel Train, The Strokes, Beck, Something Corporate, Sleeping at Last, Matchbook Romance, Kid Icarus, Something Pure, The Academy Is, Hot Hot Heat, Of Montreal, Frou Frou, Motion City Soundtrack, Ted Leo, Reggie and the Full Effect, Say Anything, Matt Pond Pa, Explosions in the Sky, Jets to Brazil, The Goodlife, Nightmare of You, The Rentals, Halloween Alaska, The Smiths, Flaming Lips

Movies:

Empire Records, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Garden State, Pirates of the Cariibean, 16 Blocks, Back to the Future I-III, Tommy Boy, Billy Madisson, Happy Gilmore, Beautiful Girls, Stand By Me, Caddyshack, Major League, Pulp Fiction, Training Day, Life Aquatic, Eternal Sunshine, Big Fish, Man on the Moon, X-Men, X2, Remember the Titans,

Television:

Comedy Central, Cartoon Netowrk, and Game Show

Books:

are stupid