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K~A~R~L (ness)

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About Me


My Interests

NaKed PaRtIeS o_O / good books/ movies/ FuNKY AdVEntuRes/ Beer/ being Obnoxious/ beer/ beer/ Music of course/ making people angry or sad is always fun/ Finding DEAD thiNGs/ peeing in public is cool/ beer./ eating KFC mmmmmmmmm/ talking to myself/ wearing SiLLy sunglasses/ yelling "RAPE HAPPENS" at a random person. hahahaha/ Swimming/eAting Out/road trips/

I'd like to meet:

Gwen Stefani, Winona Ryder, Christina Ricci, Marie Digby, Kathy Griffin, Ryan Reynolds, Helen Hunt, Catherine O'Hara,Tim Burton,Diane Lane, Sarah Silverman, Adam Sandler

Music:

I like alot. Melissa Etheridge, Ashanti, Jewel, Oasis, No Doubt, Bowling for Soup, Gin Blossoms, Garbage, Nickelback, Fallout Boy, The All American Rejects, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Eve6, Disturbed, Alanis Morrisette, Kelly Clarkson, Third Eye Blind, Tool, Gorrilaz, Eagle Eye Cherry, Matchbox 20, Cranberries, Metallica, Korn, The Sounds, Evenessance, Seal, Three Doors Down, Dave Mathews, Rob Zombie, Sheryl Crow, Jewel, Smashing Pumpkins, The Faint, Nirvana, Sublime, Blink 182, The Offspring, BIS, Goo Goo Dolls, Placebo, REM, Greenday.

Movies:

Monster, Queen of the Damned, Muriels Wedding, The Rules of Attraction, Finding Nemo, Resident Evil, Cruel Intentions, Go, Bully, Sin City, The Sweetest Thing, Edward Scissorhands, Twister, Stigmata, Battle Royale, Soul Survivors, American Beauty, Beetlejuice, White Oleander, Girl Interrupted, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Pumpkin, Lion King, Kissing Jessica Stein, Bring It On, The Nightmare Before Christmas

Television:

Family Guy ..and all of Adult Swim, Simpsons, DOG the bounty hunter, Will and Grace , Law and Order SVU, Animal Planet, South Park, Mad TV:::: i miss Bump in the night, are you afraid of the dark, pepperann, goosebumps, beetlejuice the cartoon, xena, bonkers, gargoyles, freakazoid!, round the twist, and that cartoon with the mummies. ............................................................ .................................................

You are BRIAN GRIFFIN! Sure you may be a dog, but
you're one of the smartest beings around:
cultured, sophisticated, and with a refined
taste for martinis. You try to give advice to
the people you know since they often need it,
and no matter how sarcastic you may be, you
deep down care for the poor souls. What would
they do without you?

Which Family Guy character are you? (12 outcomes)
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Books:

The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Confessions of a Skooma Eater, ABC's for Barbarians

Heroes:

The Jeffersons...cuz theyr'e movin on up
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You are Form 9, Vampire: The Undying.
"And The Vampire was all that remained on
the blood drowned creation. She attempted to
regrow life from the dead. But as she was
about to give the breath of life, she was
consumed in the flame of The Phoenix and the
cycle began again."

Some examples of the Vampire Form are Hades (Greek)
and Isis (Egyptian).
The Vampire is associated with the concept of
death, the number 9, and the element of fire.
Her sign is the eclipsed moon.
As a member of Form 9, you are a very realistic
individual. You may be a little idealistic,
but you are very grounded and down to earth.
You realize that not everything lasts, but you
savor every minute of the good times. While
you may sometimes find yourself lonely, you
have strong ties with people that will never be
broken. Vampires are the best friends to have
because they are sensible.
Which Mythological Form Are You?
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You are the color turquoise. A fairly tempermental
person, you're either upset or tranquil most of
the time. You can be as calm as your color.
You're a mysterious person, yet somehow
outgoing. You're balanced, simply put. You're
somewhat bold. You're generous and
sophisticated--but never ever snobby. You're
lively and rich in personality and attitude.
You're a beautiful person, aside from the fact
that you're a perfectionist and painfully
honest. But life is good to you!
What color are you? (Amazingly detailed & accurate--with pics!)
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My Blog

survey. i made a funny.

My 70 confessions..http://www.myspacebulletins.com">.. src="http://www.myspacebulletins.com/img/bulletinlogo.gif" border=0 align='left'>TAKE THIS SURVEY!Take this survey1. Who was the last person to c...
Posted by K~A~R~L (ness) on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:21:00 PST

The Origin of Love

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Posted by K~A~R~L (ness) on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 12:22:00 PST

JUST so u know

Wake up and pay attention!Turn Up Your Speakers & Listen! Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anorexic and bulimic? Why do kids bring guns to school?Wh...
Posted by K~A~R~L (ness) on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 08:19:00 PST

awesomest vidz everz

everyone else has had more sex than me Add to My Profile | More VideosHow Will I Know? -- Whitney Houston Add to My Profile | More VideosPanda sneeze,FUNNY!!! Add...
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THE Women of the 7 Deadly Sins!!!!

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Posted by K~A~R~L (ness) on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:14:00 PST

these images are fucking awesome/nuts/disturbing

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Posted by K~A~R~L (ness) on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:09:00 PST

tell me

Do you ever feel like youre just wasting away? do you think about the choices you made? you go to school, go to work..become a lawyer, a millionare but all the effort doesnt always pay off. how are yo...
Posted by K~A~R~L (ness) on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 01:38:00 PST

Futurama Mothers Day Card

the sound is a lil low. ...
Posted by K~A~R~L (ness) on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 01:06:00 PST

Planet Unicorn

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(i/love.robot;chicken)

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