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Sometimes I like this, but other times I like that. Most of the time I dunt know what I like though. No, no, no I just don't know at all. Nope I'm purty lost right now. I have no idea what I like and dislike. I don't think I care one way or another. WAIT!! That is not completely true....or is it?
I am not a Britney Spears fan, but you don't have to believe me. Afterall, read my headline.
Insomnia
My Monkey
My dead wife: Shakiko
I am interested in Spain
My weird family
This is what I wanted to be when I grew up
I would like to meet a cow with 5 legs! I'd also like to meet myself.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Elskidor
Birthday: The dawn of time
Birthplace: In a submarine
Current Location: In a barn
Eye Color: Purple
Hair Color: Pink
Height: 6'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: Purple Penguins
The Shoes You Wore Today: Tiny Tim's
Your Weakness: Barney and Bob Saget
Your Fears: Rhode Island
Your Perfect Pizza: Spinach
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Murder
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ......
Thoughts First Waking Up: Uh oh
Your Best Physical Feature: My big toe
Your Bedtime: I don't sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Too many to name
Pepsi or Coke: I don't care
MacDonalds or Burger King: Is it for Breakfast or Dinner?
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both
Do you Smoke: Crack? No. I smoke Sonoma Cigarettes....
Do you Swear: FUCK NO
Do you Sing: Like a dying cow
Do you Shower Daily: I have never taken a shower before
Have you Been in Love: Everytime I commit an act of beastiality I fall in love all over again.
Do you want to go to College: I graduated from Charles R. Drew University of Medicine & Science in the Spring of 2006
Do you want to get Married: I am happily married
Do you belive in yourself: Every Tuesday and thrice on Friday night
Do you get Motion Sickness: I avoid making motions so as to never get sick
Do you think you are Attractive: I was not only the 1999 Prom King, but was also runner-up for Prom Queen in 1998
Are you a Health Freak: Yes, I try my best to destory my health.
Do you get along with your Parents: My parents passed away recently....
Do you like Thunderstorms: Do you?
Do you play an Instrument: This one time in band camp....
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: What?
In the past month have you Smoked: I am smoking as we speak. Who are you?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I usually don't sit/stand or sleep "ON" drugs, no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Everyday is a date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I am a part time manager at a mall.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Uhhhh
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I am Sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: Which stage?
In the past month have you been Dumped: I decided that getting dumped wasn't fun so I make sure it is not allowed in any relationship I commit to.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Are you a pervert?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stoled my neighbors goat
Ever been Drunk: I have consumed more alcohol in 24 years than most people can consume in a life time.
Ever been called a Tease: Tease is actually my real name
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, in second grade I was jumped. My dad also hit me with a sock in the fifth grade.
Ever Shoplifted: Shops are really hard to lift.
How do you want to Die: I want the Kurgan to cut my head off.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A bastard named Billy who tips cows and molests dolphins
What country would you most like to Visit: Your country
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Black
Favourite Hair Color: Pink
Short or Long Hair: NO HAIR
Height: 2'2
Weight: 553 lbs
Best Clothing Style: None
Number of Drugs I have taken: All but 14
Number of CDs I own: I don't own CDs. I own Rabbits.
Number of Piercings: 613
Number of Tattoos: 178
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 12,467,889 regrets. Once I submit this survey I will have 12,467,890 regrets.
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In Memory of Darius
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I enjoy the theme song to Blues Clues and Andy and the Land of Dinosaurs, but Andy was lost forever ago when me and two friends ventured off to Grand Prairy, Texas. I had a blast in TX and it is one of my fondest memories, but losing that tape was a pity though. One of a thousand regrets! I enjoy listening to the Blues Clues theme song while wearing boxers on my head. Now leave me alone or sick the Kurgan on you!
The bodyguard of my profile
X-MEN
Texan Penguins
Manson and Depp
Star Wars and Lord of the Rings
One of my favorite movies
The original Scream from 1996 might be my all time favorite scary movie.
My Nephew after the sex change
Pee Wee Hermin and Thriller. I've never seen anything else....
RANDOM POLLS!!
Wait I do remember watching Escaflowne, but besides for that I've never seen anything else ever.
I saw a television set when I was a wee laddie, but I never figured out how to turn it on. Atleast not by myself. I met a nice lass one day, and it was many years ago. She showed me how to turn on the TV. The first thing I ever watched was a television program called Real Sex. It was quite scary for I was only a young lad in those days. Then the nice girl left me alone. Alone to watch this show about naked people attacking one another in pleasure. I watched in horror. I could do nothing. She failed to show me how to turn off the TV. After that fateful day I came to one conclusion.... There's no living in my life anymore. The seas have gone dry, and the rain's stopped falling. Please don't you cry any more. Can't you see? Listen to the breeze. Whisper to me please. Don't send me to the path of nevermore. Even the valley's below, where the rays of the sun were so warm and tender, now haven't anything to grow. Can't you see? Why did you have to leave me? Why did you deceive me? You sent me to the path of nevermore. When you say you didn't love me anymore...nevermore nevermore.
I should really write a blog about her, but she'd probably kick my ass. This is her picture and that is all you need to kow. I'm also in love with her. She's not really a thug!!! She's a great person.
Me in drag on Thanksgiving of 2005
It was brought to my attention that I should remove that old pic. So I did. Here is a video.
This is a video that I'm fond of, but I can't really explain why. If you've frequented my page in the last year or so you may have noticed that I had this video on here awhile back. I am not a huge FF8 buff, but I am a fan of the story between these two characters. I have always been able to relate to it, so now it returns to my page. Cute blonde girl....I enjoyed having you on my profile, but your time is up. Best of luck to you, always. ..
Escaflowne!!!
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And this is what I do in my free time.
I had a similar conversation with Jesus.
The Book of Mormon. Never read anything else. My mentor locked me away from the world and made me read that book everyday for 22 years. I was just released into the world last year. Someone help me.
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My heros are The Purple Penguin, Shakiko and headless bodies
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