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Steve

stevesearle

About Me

I am one quarter Jewish, and three-quarters bored with social networking sites.

My Interests

Trying to keep up with current affairs, television, drama in general, philosophy (but not as much as before I started my degree), conversation, radio 6 and 4, beer, wine, spirits, considering the aesthetic beauty of the female form, tits, walking in the countryside, animals (especially hybrids), Aaron Sorkin, the information age, good food, bad food, wikipedia.

I'd like to meet:

People with interesting interior lives... and attractive girls. These are obviously not mutually exclusive. Both qualities are desirable.

Music:

Anything, as long as it's popular, ball-less and catchy.

Movies:

I like serious slow foreign stuff where people look conflicted and furrowed and intense. And the works of Pixar. And Blade Runner rocks my world.

Television:

So much... too much. Anything by Paul Abbott. Anything by Rusty T Davies. Anything by Aaron Sorkin. Anything by Joss Whedon. Anything by Jimmy McGovern (but especially Cracker, which is probably my favourtisttttt telly show, like, ever). A lot of things by Stephen Poliakoff (although he needs to go on a quest for a sense of humour). Deadwood. Battlestar Galactica. Boys from the Blackstuff and Melissa (haven't got around to watching GBH yet). This Life. Ye Olde Doctor Who. Skins (which I am simultaneously thrilled and irritated by... because A) I wanted to have a go at writing something very similar, and B) all the writers are super young, and already have my ideal job - although having said that, I'm not sure I should be afflicted with professional envy when I am neither a professional nor middle-aged). The Singing Detective (sadly haven't seen any other Potter yet). Life on Mars. NOT FUCKING LOST. NOT FUCKING HEROES. Sitcom wise: The Young Ones, Peep Show, The output of Ricky Gervais (go sue me), The Book Group, 15 storeys high, Spaced, and lots and lots more that I can't recall right now.

Books:

Books...who reads books? This is the future... welcome to the space age.I like depressing early twentieth century books about cancer and rape. No really.

Heroes:

Sir Paul of Abbott.

My Blog

Can someone who isn't an idiot...

... tell me how to make my myspace background, you know, not boring. I'm sure I could work it out on my lonesome, but it's so much easier to get someone else to do the work. At least that's what the P...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 04:55:00 PST

A very interesting proposal...

Well... looks like I'm rich. I just got this email though... have a look:   DEAR FRIEND,     I KNOW THAT THIS MESSAGE WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE. I AM A SECRETARY OF FOREIGN RE...
Posted by Steve on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 04:39:00 PST

Crabs, legionnaires, good times...

I've been in Brighton for the weekend with the boys. Woooooo! Do a jig, wave a flag. I love Brighton, I really do. It's relaxed but it still bustles like a good city should. And there's sea... plenty ...
Posted by Steve on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 01:09:00 PST

Oh... one more thing...

It's probably a bit childish of me to post this, but watch this: The Kersal Massive...: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uja3W-ibifc I will never have a bad thing to say about ASBOs ever again. Ever eve...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 06:11:00 PST

A history of violence...

I do love my home town. It's hotbed of fear and violence. Ok... maybe that's my inner Daily Mail reader speaking. It's not quite that bad. A lukewarm bed of fear and violence. A te...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 05:52:00 PST

A miracle...

I didn't die. Hurrah! And I'm feeling a bit better. Hurrah! Now what I need is some other ailment to worry about...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:05:00 PST

It's the end...

I'm sick. My throat hurts and I can't move from under my quilt. I believe the technical term for my condition is 'having a bit of a fever'. I don't want you to get the wrong impression though... becau...
Posted by Steve on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 11:25:00 PST

I almost died today...

I managed to get locked in my parents toilet just as they had gone on holiday, with a dead phone and nothing to bludgeon the door with. I had images of dying alone and emaciated after a week and half ...
Posted by Steve on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 05:57:00 PST

I have been blacklisted by the BBC...

I've been blacklisted by the BBC's preview department. More than that, I have inadvertantly forced them to change their entire policy on sending stuff to non-newspapers. Beat that for a life achi...
Posted by Steve on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 04:07:00 PST

Eurovision pong contest...

Let's have a competition based on the amount of industrial fumes each European country (except Turkey cause they're Muslims and don't count) pours into the stratosphere. The representatives from ...
Posted by Steve on Sun, 21 May 2006 04:25:00 PST