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Karlton Heston

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I frown too much.

My Interests

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Slayer

My Blog

Holy Shit...

The people who own the building that contains my university occasionally rent out some of the larger rooms, usually to actors for rehearsals. We've had all types in there - from a post-reunion pre-to...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 14:18:00 GMT

Get Hip, Bastich! - comics you really should be reading

Because you will all have to wait until next year at least before I conquer the world of comics and graphic novels (along with this fuckin bad-ass: www.myspace.com/misterfoxx), I thought I'd let you ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 03:25:00 GMT

Thinspiration

I found this article on www.needlessneuroses.com a few days ago... "Parents around the world are panicking in response to the shocking actions of a young girl from Arkansas. Tracy Johnston, 19, h...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 05:26:00 GMT

8 Things You Didn't Know About Me

- I have a birthmark in the shape of a pterodactyl on my left eyeball. - My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-uncle is Bono. - I once judo chopped a young boy in the throat for suggesting that...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 16:40:00 GMT

Some messages for 2006, right?

I wanna be seein' some major Changes in 2006, right? First off, I wanna see President Bush (isn't 'bush' another word for pussy? hahahahaha!!!) kicked out of office and sent into exile for the rest of...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 06:28:00 GMT

EXCLUSIVE ONLINE INTERVIEW!!!!!!!!!!

Here is the transcript of my now infamous interview with Professor Van Nostren from the 2nd of November 2005. Van Nostren - So, what brings you to Myspace today, Karl? Karl - Just reading some bulleti...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 06:52:00 GMT

Got Emphasema?

There are two types of smokers in the world. The first type is Okay Smokers. These guys are cool. They don't light up if you're eating, they move their cigarette away from you if you don't l...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 14:01:00 GMT

by far the greatest band of all time..................

a few weeks ago i was hanging out with my friend Lee. we were on mushrooms and laughing our asses off at everything. we watched Mallrats and at the end when the Weezer song 'Susanne' came on, i realis...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT