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Asshat

Mama drinks because you cry

About Me

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My Interests

Good, TRUE friends. Sweaty hockey/rugby men. Cooking = I love you. Sewing for me NOT you, painting with acrylics, jacking around on the internets, learning to ride my motorcycle, roller skating...

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a brain who knows how to wield it. Someone who feels good enough about themselves to be laughed at, because I'm going to be doing a lot of it. Oh and enfuego baby, enfuego....

Music:

Anything you can shake your ass to--I don't discriminate. Lean toward R & B, some rap, acid jazz and old school country. I detest people that define others by what they listen to or don't listen to i.e. I hate music snobs.

Movies:

Before I go into my movie diatribe...most made are commercial trash that is insulting to your intelligence. I especially hate the made up science and physics BS. I'm a fan of 'The Big Lebowski' (www.lebowskifest.com). Oh, and porn before Brazilian waxing trends...

Television:

Food Network junkie. I want to be the meat in a Ina Garten and Mario Batali sandwich... Emeril Lagasse is a tool. That guy that aces the cakes is HOTT. I want to flail that Aussie Curtis Stone naked with a cold lobster. And I mean that in a good way--as long as he shuts up.

Books:

I am fascinated by dictionaries...Sci-fi, fantasy, Sedaris. Hard for me to sit down long enough to read these days--see 'Interests'.

Heroes:

Primo.

My Blog

Tag! Your it! (I hate this)

TAG!Here's how you play: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names ...
Posted by Asshat on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:08:00 PST

Don't tell my mama

So growning up, my mom is hard core into folk singing--she played acoustic guitar and sings.  My brother and I used to have to cart equipment around, little roadies for her group Blue Monday.&nbs...
Posted by Asshat on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 10:56:00 PST

Love to Hate Her

So I went to this party last night for one of the girls that I skate with...love her, happy birthday, baby.  Everyone was about 10 years younger than me or more, and I guess I never think about s...
Posted by Asshat on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 08:46:00 PST

Friday morning

Ugh. Insomnia. Decided to stay home and go to bed early, what a joke. Have been up since 3:30am and can't sleep. If I had a monkey I'd be spanking it right now...
Posted by Asshat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST