I am fantastic at taking naps. Far better than you will ever be. I am also interested in moonwalking, anal electrocution, making my snake spit and buying and selling squirrels.
I'd like to meet Jeff. Jeff's the hippest cat in town. Ain't no doubt when Jeff's around. Pants tight and hair in fenders, he's the 80's nod to 50's splendor. Stay cool, Jeff!
I like to listen to music that is either angry or speaks of murdering others. And all the other music. Especially when it's me singing in the shower. Badly.
I love watching moving pictures and have many dvds. My favorite films feature lubricated items being crammed into many orifices of the leading lady, whilst she squeals like a piggy. But a happy one.
You may see me on television, as i am one of the cast members in Lost. Look out for me running around with a bow and arrow (why the fuck did no one make a bow and arrow yet!?) in season 6. Erm, spoiler alert. Deal with it.
I collect books on origami and finger puppets. I sure like finger puppets. Doesn't everyone?
Chuck Norris, the ginger warrior.It is a well known fact that Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. And also there is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.