Mike

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mike aka Ranger
Birthday: 4/8/79
Birthplace: Mobile, AL - don't laugh bitch
Current Location: Marietta n da house
Eye Color: Brown - red when i'm drunk
Hair Color: Black - sometimes blonde
Height: 5'5" - I might be short but I can kick your ass with a roundhouse to the head.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right - but sometimes I like to use my left
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals
Your Weakness: Boobies - me luv boobie long time
Your Fears: Fear is for the weak
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat, lots of meat
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: Nigga please
Thoughts First Waking Up: I gotta pee but I have morning wood!
Your Best Physical Feature: My big guns
Your Bedtime: Midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Water
MacDonalds or Burger King: Chik-fil-A
Single or Group Dates: Groupies
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Sweet Tea from Chik-fil-A
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Cappuccino or Coffee: White Chocolate Mocha - grande please
Do you Smoke: I smoke my tires
Do you Swear: All the god damn fucking time!
Do you Sing: Lean wit it, rock wit it!
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes
Have you Been in Love: Yes, love sucks ass
Do you want to go to College: In college and hate it
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: No
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes - i puked on a boat going to Key West
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: Yes, I go to the gym 4 times a week
Do you get along with your Parents: No - my dad is an asshole
Do you like Thunderstorms: No
Do you play an Instrument: No - but I played alto sax in middle school
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes - Nigga Please!
In the past month have you Smoked: Dammit! I smoke tires!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes - the ranger loves his weed
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I hate malls
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: I just ate a box of Samoas. They need to sell those all year long.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Eel is good
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but I like taking a dump
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but I went skinny dipping at Hilton Head a couple of years ago
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole Tiffany's cell phone
Ever been Drunk: Nigga Please!
Ever been called a Tease: I can't understand. Speak English!
Ever been Beaten up: No, no one has never gotten past my roundhouses to the head!
Ever Shoplifted: I just stole some towels from a hotel room
How do you want to Die: Very painfully.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be everything that my dad wasn't, he is a fucking loser
What country would you most like to Visit: Vietnam - AZN 4 LIFE!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 110
Best Clothing Style: As little as possible
Number of Drugs I have taken: No druggie
Number of CDs I own: What's a CD?
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: All of them
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