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Bruce Leroy

Let's bro out

About Me

I'm the girl you want to meet in a dark alley because i'm frail and easily coerced into easy sex for money.

My Interests

painting, ceramics, photography, fashion, my honda s2000, not working, pretentious artsy movies, robots, mathcore, death metalcore (lol), experimental electronic music, making offensive and/or hilarious artwork involving images of penises and/or images of muhammad just to piss people off, and finally, hating the hipster/indie scene kids

I'd like to meet:

Bill Clinton and Vincent Van Gogh

Music:

telefon tel aviv, radiohead, thom yorke, aphex twin, venetian snares, proem, sigur ros, autechre, ryuichi sakamoto, fennesz, david sylvian, lusine, tiki obmar, the album leaf, four tet, dntel, mum, brian eno, her space holiday, sufjan stevens, boards of canada, squarepusher, blonde redhead, neon blonde, urich schnauss, m83, prefuse 73, my morning jacket, blood brothers, between the buried and me, the number twelve looks like you, rifles at recess, as cities burn, cursive, the fall of troy, circa survive, mr. bungle, miles davis, john coltrane, 40s be-bop, mewithoutyou, belle and sebastian, islands, norma jean, the chariot, beloved, as i lay dying, postal service, at the drive in, dillenger escape plan, ion dissonance, unearth, the clash, every time i die, darkest hour, poison the well, horse the band, psyopus, into the moat, it dies today, q and not u, smashing pumpkins, the plot to blow up the eiffel tower, as the sun sets, the good life, black eyes, an albatross, hopesfall, daughters, soiled doves, head wound city, the locust, me and him call it us, the hush sound, portugal the man, he is legend, chomsky, the specials, madness, the selector, the slackers, the toasters, prince buster, bob marley, stubborn allstars, desmond dekker

Movies:

the squid and the whale, pulp fiction, artificial intelligence, hook, broken flowers, garden state, eternal sunshine for the spotless mind, spaceballs, bedknobs and broomsticks, ghost in the shell, lost in translation, i 3 huckabees, old school, minority report, rushmore, life aquatic, royal tenenbaums, donnie darko, american splendor, everything is illuminated, little miss sunshine, science of sleep, babel

Television:

South Park, Sifl and Olly, Clone High, Family Guy, Futurama, Daily show, Colbert Report, Cops, World's Most Shocking Police Chases, The State, Jeff Corwin Experience, Crocodile Hunter, Jackass, Wildboyz

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Boy's Life, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs

Heroes:

Bill Clinton and Vincent Van Gogh

My Blog

Paris Hilton

I was reading my daily dose of Yahoo news today and noticed the Paris Hilton story.  A quote:"She was taken handcuffed and crying from her home. She was escorted into court disheveled, without ma...
Posted by Bruce Leroy on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 05:47:00 PST

I want to move somewhere

...where there aren't people like the people that hang out on Edgewood Avenue just east of 75/85 at 3:00 am.  Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you all?
Posted by Bruce Leroy on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:07:00 PST

Limitation, progression, confusion

I'm looking for change, but in all the wrong places.  Maybe it isn't where it was before. 
Posted by Bruce Leroy on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 06:21:00 PST

I hate the assholes who try to add you every day as a friend

It's the same shit every time I log on... whether it be one of those "first name" girls like "mellisa" or "katie" or "scarlet" trying to add you, only to find that every single one is some dumb bitch ...
Posted by Bruce Leroy on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:30:00 PST

I'm so boreded

There's nothing to do tonight, and I'm sitting here alone with the doggie and he's whining like a little girl.  And I'm ranting on myspace.  Killer.
Posted by Bruce Leroy on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 06:33:00 PST

I hate elections - I hate democrats even more

Ugh, democratic majority in congress.  Say hello to higher taxes, welfare handouts, and other socialist politics.  Silly liberals!
Posted by Bruce Leroy on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:04:00 PST

Look at what band tried to add me as a friend today!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=4265353And check out one of the dude's photos:Indie mullet: CHECKSunglasses and a bad attitude: CHECKIs everyone getting t...
Posted by Bruce Leroy on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 09:09:00 PST

If you're in an indie rock or screamo band, don't add me because I'm sure you already suck

I hate indie rock and screamo bands.  Please save me the trouble of denying your friend request.  Thank you.  
Posted by Bruce Leroy on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 02:25:00 PST

AFI is an excellent band, dudes!

The singer's hair is so gorgeous in that new video.  I think AFI makes beautiful quality music that is original, and they have great fashion sense too.  I think other bands would be smart to...
Posted by Bruce Leroy on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 12:17:00 PST

I had my first 3-some & I paid more attention to the 8 yr old boy masturbating in the corner

Is it just me, or is Carlos Mencia, host of Mind of Mencia on Comedy Central, a complete fucking douchebag?  Does anyone actually laugh at his jokes?"Oh look honey, Carlos just made another joke ...
Posted by Bruce Leroy on Sun, 28 May 2006 04:35:00 PST