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Timothy

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

A solitary midget that spends his life in front of the window of clarity, staring out into oblivion, chuckling as the people and days pass by. A socially recluse extrovert, a peeping Tim if you will, a person who easily entertains themself, and is secure in their solitary life style.

Yet, this twisted mind enjoys having a duck fucking good time, feet stomping to an ocean of hypnotic airwaves, lost in the small moments of joy.

My Interests

RPG's, Anime, Games, Booze, people who are not like me, people who are like me, people who make other people think they are not people. Dancing like a fiend, fiending to go out, and going out to be a fiend. It all comes full circle.

I'd like to meet:

Zombies, lots and lots of zombies.

Music:

Industrial and darkwave mainly. Also dig STP, Bjork, Ministry, Lords of Acid, Tori Amos, and lots of 80's stuff. If you ever want to check out some cool music, try project pitchfork, VnV nation, wolfshiem, wumpscut, Bedroom walls...

Time for a bit of change.

Movies:

Anything that doesn't suck, and lots of cheesy B movies that do! Word up to Anime as well. FLCL, Rurouni Kenshin, Blue 6, SLAYERS!!, s-CRY-ed, Berserk, Bleach, and Naruto, these are but a few of my loves. Did I mention office space? The dark crystal, labrinth, never ending story, The Goonies, what dreams may come, 40 year old virgin, Battle Royale, Brazil, ehh, harry potter? Horror + Sci Fi = Win.

THE POWER OF LAUGHTER!

REVEAL YOUR SECRETS!

OLD MAN BITES TENDERLY

Television:

fuck TV it rots your mind. I have not watched TV since my birthday. April 22nd, 2003. Hazzaah for the liberated mind.

Books:

Anything fantasy, ranging from piers anthony to narnia to the wheel of time series, and lots of odd ball fiction. Got a sugestion, pass it this way.

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Heroes:

Apparently, according to quiz's I am super girl.

Hey, at least my boobs are perky.

My Blog

The continuation... A poll. :)

So here is the question I have been kicking around in my head for the last few weeks... Should I write more of my fucked up story from the post "Lost in the confusion of sleep, Part 4". Yes, no, or I ...
Posted by Timothy on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 06:58:00 PST

Lost in translation

For our new viewers, or noteably, those who did not work with me. I have this strange facsination with writing something completely deep and meaningless, translating it about 5 times, and trying to fi...
Posted by Timothy on Tue, 29 May 2007 07:01:00 PST

Lost in the confusion of sleep, Part 4

His eyes focused, and before him was the cellar of an old building. The brick walls had been painted a mint green long ago, but were now a murky color, coated with dark stains. Water ran down the wall...
Posted by Timothy on Mon, 28 May 2007 02:13:00 PST

REPLY to me compilation. muahah

Originally, this was a combination of a bunch of peoples answers into one single thing, but then I was getting more amusement out of my own smart ass comments.. so.. yeah.. Thanks for letting my post ...
Posted by Timothy on Sun, 27 May 2007 03:40:00 PST

Too bored to be Intelligent: Section G.

In reverse said she, was the greatest comedy, called life.. Whilst we fly through the night on highway 5, with the oncoming traffic's headlights like lances piercing the skull of the sleep depraved as...
Posted by Timothy on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:42:00 PST

a duckfucking good time

So.. I am sitting around shitting thumbs, having a duckfucking good time, and what do you know.. I hear my keyboard talking to me... Tim... where art though my lover, I miss your lube.. Or some shit l...
Posted by Timothy on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:29:00 PST

A thrilling drama of the ass, part 2; The return of Scope!

Although I doubt I could ever top the first drama of my ass, nor could I ever come close to topping the poetics of pee, I think this is a good way start back into the stress relief that is writing to ...
Posted by Timothy on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 03:35:00 PST

the story of the taxi driver

Thursday night, The cost?2 red lights,5 stop signs,2 times off the road,1 almost hit car,50 bucks.The driver asking if I wanted his number in case I wanted a ride in the future?Priceless.What have I l...
Posted by Timothy on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:34:00 PST

Lunchtime contraption.

Since everyone loved my last spam creation from my work email address I figured I would post a new one. This one is not edited though, it just... fell together correctly. the hub of the hub piled on ...
Posted by Timothy on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 04:04:00 PST

To bored to be intelligent part.. uh I forgot.

Its 2am, do you know where your donut is?Ich liebe dichOnly in German can a woman tell you she loves you and make it sound like she is disgusted with your more private parts.And why is it that most pe...
Posted by Timothy on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:53:00 PST