No Biggie

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About Me

hello...my name is james. i am 5'10", 253lbs, 13"....i enjoy flowers, pelicans, and long walks off the pier..my friends call me "Big J" because i have a big "johnny", although all of my female friends call me "shortstack"..lately i have been thinkin a great deal about becoming a flamingo dancer at the vista royale..i have a red flashlight..i love it..it sits by my bed and watches me sleep..but i must go for now, for i am watching strip search...................................................... . Negros is for 2 therefor the eye in I is greater than the octopus the is in for and cuz for there will be an Eye for an I in the anus of the mostest.

My Interests

raping small zebras, eating pickled rice crispies, and injecting alphabet soup into my cat( when it shits it spells words), wrestling, and maglites

I'd like to meet:

Charles Manson, Neal Armstrong, The Hulk, and the first victim with AIDS.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Television:

Family Guy, Futurerama, Boondocks, Whose Line Is It Anyways, Dirty Jobs, Myth Busters and College Football

Books:

Da Vinci Code, A Land Remembered

Heroes:

The Hulk and