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Hovis Goat

WHITE, BUT WITH ALL THE GOODNESS OF BROWN!!

About Me

I AM A GINGE THAT STACKS SHELVES BY NIGHT, AND SLEEPS DURING THE DAY. WHEN I'M NOT SLEEPING OR UNCONCIOUS, I'M WATCHING FILMS, LISTENING TO MUSIC AND GENERALLY JUST BEING ODD. WELCOME TO MY PAGE... ALSO FEEL FREE TO CHECK OUT MY OTHER PAGE. CLICK ON 'SUNSHINE3WAY' IN MY TOP FRIENDS AND CHECK IT OUT. hot layouts | socomments.comTHINGS TO DO WHILST YOU ARE HERE:CHECK OUT MY BLOGS. EVERY WEEK I WILL ASK A 'VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION' AND OFFER 'USELESS ADVICE'. I'LL ALSO BE PLACING COOL GINGER PEOPLE UP THERE. SO FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A REPLY...CHECK OUT MY VIDEOS. THEY'RE ALL MUSIC VIDEOS OF MY FAVOURITE BANDS. I'VE ALWAYS GOT A MUSIC VID ON THE GO, CHANGING EACH WEEK.I ALSO HAVE MY OWN VIDEO UPLOADED UP THERE, CALLED 'EAR SLAPPING.' BLINK AND YOU'LL MISS IT.FURTHER DOWN THE PAGE ARE THREE CLIPS OF MY FAVOURITE TV SHOWS. ENJOY!! MySpace Contact Box from ModMyProfile.com

My Interests


GRAFFITI. IT'S NOT BIG AND IT'S NOT CLEVER...UNLESS YOU'RE A GUY CALLED BANSKY...I ONCE MADE LOVE TO A FEMALE CLOWN, AND SHE TWISTED MY PENIS INTO A POODLE. -- Dan Whitney

I'd like to meet:

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEER NUTS AND DEER NUTS? BEER NUTS ARE $1.50 AND DEER NUTS ARE UNDER A BUCK. -- AnonymousCHECK OUT THESE HANDSOME DEVILS IN MY FIREND BOX. CLICK ON THEIR FACES.... CLICK HARDER!!! Flip Friends & Comments Tweak
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Music:

SIGUR ROS, EELS, BLUR, M83, GRANDADDY, MEW, VIVA VOCE, THE KNIFE, MY BLOODY VALENTINE, BOARDS OF CANADA, FOUR TET, SOL SEPPY, ELBOW, ARCHIE BRONSON OUTFIT, MOGWAI, GIANT DRAG, BRAKES, ELECTRIC SOFT PARADE, SIMPLE KID, LOW, MY MORNING JACKET, MY COMPUTER, RADIOHEAD, TV ON THE RADIO, RUSSIAN FUTURISTS, KHONNOR, HOT CHIP, MUM, MY LASTEST NOVEL, DOVES, GODSPEED YOU BLACK EMPEROR!, LCD SOUNDSYSTEM... IF YOU WANT TO CHECK OUT SOME MORE MUSIC VIDS, THEN JUST BROWSE THROUGH MY FAVOURITES, AND SEE WHAT I'VE GOT IN STORE... The Bees - Chicken Payback

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Movies:

PULP FICTION, THE BIG LEBOWSKI, CITY OF GOD, SOUTHERN COMFORT, FIGHT CLUB, BATTLE ROYALE, CANNIBAL THE MUSICAL, ME AND YOU AND EVERYONE WE KNOW, BOUND, THIS IS SPINAL TAP, DONNIE DARKO, TRAINSPOTTING, ETC, ETCTHIS IS A CLIP FROM CANNIBAL THE MUSICAL...SNOWMAN

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Television:


Get a scroller sign at pimpmyarea.com! MIGHTY BOOSH, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASIUM, GARTH MARENGHI'S DARKPLACE, PEEP SHOW, MTV2'S 120 MINUTES, QI, GREEN WING, FAMILY GUY, ROBOT CHICKEN.THIS IS A CLIP FROM ROBOT CHICKEN...Captain Planet

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Books:

DON'T READ TOO OFTEN, BUT SOME BOOKS I HAVE READ ARE THE HUNGRY CATAPILLAR, RICH HALL'S I BLAME SOCIETY, DAVE GORMAN'S ARE YOU DAVE GORMAN.CURRENTLY READING MAN, INTERUPTED, BY JAMES BAILEY. CHECK OUT THE REVIEWS ON WWW.AMAZON.COM, AND GET YOURSELF A COPY.Family guy - Family Fight!

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Heroes:

Your results:
You are The Joker The Joker 65% Apocalypse 64% Dr. Doom 63% Riddler 63% Venom 61% Lex Luthor 61% Dark Phoenix 56% Magneto 56% Two-Face 53% Kingpin 51% Juggernaut 49% Poison Ivy 46% Mr. Freeze 37% Catwoman 37% Green Goblin 33% Mystique 33% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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MY FRIEND. THERE IS A MAN. HALF MONKEY AND HALF GOAT. HE WILL HAVE A YEARNING FOR YEAST AND A HUNGER FOR BANANAS. MY FRIEND... HE WILL F*@K THINGS UP!

My Blog

GINGER PEOPLE RULE!!! COOL GINGE NO:9

COOL GINGE NO:9  Julianne Moore...
Posted by Hovis Goat on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 05:52:00 PST

A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION. 29/08/07

What is  the DIFFERENCE between a CURRENT, a RAISIN, and a SULTANA?...
Posted by Hovis Goat on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 05:44:00 PST

HOVIS GIVES USELESS ADVICE 29/08/07

If you're riding a bicycle down a hill, turn your head before you spit. ...
Posted by Hovis Goat on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 05:35:00 PST

GINGER PEOPLE RULE!!! COOL GINGE NO:8

Cool Ginge no:8  EDDIE IZZARDEddie Izzard: Christmas and Easter Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Hovis Goat on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 02:12:00 PST

A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION. 21/08/07

Why is it that if someonetells you that there are1 billion stars in the universeyou will believe them, but ifthey tell you a wall has wetpaint you will have to touch itto be sure?...
Posted by Hovis Goat on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:54:00 PST

HOVIS GIVES USELESS ADVICE 21/08/07

Just because your body has orifices doesn't mean you should put things into them....
Posted by Hovis Goat on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:47:00 PST

GINGER PEOPLE RULE!!! COOL GINGE NO:7

COOL GINGE NO:7  marilyn monroe ...
Posted by Hovis Goat on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:18:00 PST

A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION. 13/08/07

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?...
Posted by Hovis Goat on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:01:00 PST

HOVIS GIVES USELESS ADVICE 13/08/07

Don't pee ON a POLICEMAN......
Posted by Hovis Goat on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 04:51:00 PST

GINGER PEOPLE RULE!!! COOL GINGE NO:6

COOL GINGE NO:6  shirley manson...
Posted by Hovis Goat on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 05:29:00 PST