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Dayvid

Dyslexics of the world.... UNTIE!!!!

About Me

Before you criticize someone... Walk a mile in their shoes. That way,when you criticize them, you are a mile away... and you have their shoes!

My Sites:
    Web Portfolio Photography Model Mayhem

Okay... so check it out.
I finally opened my own ad agency, god damnit.
No... The agency is not called God Damnit.. it's called Ghost.
See, we provide ghost services for large agencies that don't have interactive capabilities... whatever, you get it.
Anyway, I said god damnit because it took me 15 years to get the balls to open my own shop, but it's on!
For those of you that know me well, you'd be proud because we are crushing it!
I'm all grownz up now... seriously.
The week I incorporated we landed Sony Playstation, MTVu and MonsterTRAK as clients.
Pretty strong way to come out, but due to NDA I can't talk about the other projects we got too! Stuff like the major car company we are developing ads for. The one that rhymes with Flea Spawn.
LOL! Hah... NDA that bishes!
Okay... more useless info about me below... bye.
Quotes for joo...
Courage is the mastery of fear, not the absence of fear.
-Mark Twain
"There are painters who transform the sun into a yellow spot, but there are others who, thanks to their art and intelligence, transform a yellow spot into the sun."
-Pablo Picasso
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
-Mahatma Gandhi
Use what talent you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best.
-Henry Van Dyke

Humans are the only animals in nature that blush... or have need to.
-Mark Twain
Dreamer, joker, communicator, admirer of beauty, web designer, photographer, writer, artist, lover of fine things, cat owner, creator, mover, shaker, coffee drinker, snowboarder, employer, conversationalist, brainiac, brand-name whore, animal lover, nerd, sex machine... book junkie, knowledge hound, mentor, knower of useless information, rememberer of comedy routines and completely random facts.
Did you know you can't fold any piece of paper more than 7 times? It's cool... I'll wait.
Did you know that you can't lick your elbow?
(If you can prove this wrong... please msg me immediately)
Me:
    I'm 34 I'm an LA native My hippie parents put a Y in the name David for numerology I'm an artist by trade
    I'm a photographer
    I grew up vegetarian
    I know a lot of random shit

Shit I like:

    Painting the town red. (Or whatever color I happen to have on me at the time) Running around with my camera taking candids of unsuspecting victims Watching movies on my couch Philisophically deconstructing the universe over a cup of coffee Random Quotes Snowboarding!!!! (please do a rain dance for me, I need more snow!) Photography Breasts Fine things, fine friends and good times
Oh yeah and....

My Interests

Photography!

Also... movies, Books, Digital Art, Photography, Video Games, Fine Food, Fine Things, Good People, Good Times.

Oh yeah... did I mention photography?

I'd like to meet:

Yoda.

Music:

Metal, Punk, Classic Rock, Classical, Techno, Blues = Led Zep, Johnny Cash, Slayer, Bach, Sex Pistols, The Clash, Orbital, Maiden, Tool, Coldplay, Peppers, Janes, Lost Tribe, Patsy, James Brown, Otis Redding, Zero Seven, Movie Soundtracks, Remixes of shit.

Movies:

Fight Club, True Romance, Swimming with Sharks, The Matrix, Blade Runner, Amelie, City of Lost Children, The Crow, Dark City, Anything Terry Gilliam, Gattaca, Pulp Fiction, Guy Ritchie Stuff, Ridley Scott, Rosencrantz and Gildenstern are Dead.

Books:

Enders Game, Dune, There's a Monster at the End of This Book (Grover), The Way of the Peacefull Warrior, Snow Crash, The Dark Tower Series, Harry Potter Series, Old Stephen King

My Blog

Oldie but goodie.... Engrish!

    So, you think English is easy??? Read to the end . . . A new twist to an oldie. Can you read these correctly the first time? 1) The bandage was wound around the wound.  ...
Posted by Dayvid on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:23:00 PST

Nightmare Clients...

As many of you know, I work in advertising... well... Once upon a time, I received the "three warning signs" from a potential client all in the first sentence: "I don't have much money, I need my site...
Posted by Dayvid on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 02:41:00 PST

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid...

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid: Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ...
Posted by Dayvid on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:25:00 PST

Enjoying the moment...

One day while walking through the wilderness a man stumbled upon a vicious tiger. He ran but soon came to the edge of a high cliff. Desperate to save himself, he climbed down a vine and dangled over...
Posted by Dayvid on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Refusing a gift...

There once lived a great warrior. Though quite old, he still was able to defeat any challenger. His reputation extended far and wide throughout the land and many students gathered to study under him....
Posted by Dayvid on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mastery of fear...

During the civil wars in feudal Japan, an invading army would quickly sweep into a town and take control. In one particular village, everyone fled just before the army arrived - everyone except the...
Posted by Dayvid on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Trading Dialogue for Lodging...

Provided he makes and win an argument about Buddhism with those who live there, any wandering monk can remain in a Zen temple. If he is defeated, he has to move on. In a secluded northern temple two...
Posted by Dayvid on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Letting go...

Two monks were returning to the monastery in the evening. It had rained and there were puddles of water on the road sides. At one place a beautiful young woman was standing unable to walk accross beca...
Posted by Dayvid on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Desiderata

Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly and...
Posted by Dayvid on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST