I kill bitches!I sing
I dance and
I know karate!
I lied about that last part.
¤ My name is Ambuhhh.
¤ Amb-uhhhh. ¤ I am a simple person who enjoys to complicate everything.
¤ Normally, I get the opposite of what I want,
to suffice my needs.
¤ Ex: I want a milkshake, I go get coffee.
¤ I like to drink warm water.
¤ And if not warm, I want my water arctic.
¤ I brush my teeth in the shower.
¤ I find it amusing.
¤ I enjoy putting my hair into a mohawk.
¤ And being weird, simply put.
¤ I'm not very good at anything,
Sometimes I find breathing complicated.
Atleast I have my humor.
=]
¤ I repeat myself alot.
I quote myself, and various other things.
I might even quote you one day.
¤ To be frank, I don't like most people.
I will be subtle about it,
Depending on my mood.¤ In general, even most peoples voices can set me off.
Once I find someone I can tolerate, which there is always a handful,
I try to be close with them, but I find this complicated.
¤ I'm sarcastic, snarky if you will.
¤ I make secrets so I have something to keep to myself.
Because I am just that lame.
¤ If I ever got to choose how I would die..
I want to die beautifully, or in some freak accident.
Beauty Ex: A hitman being hired, one that can do a good job, make me pretty.
Freak Accident Ex: Drowning in cereal, apple sauce, pudding, or even choking on an umbrella.
¤ NO, that does NOT mean I want to die.
I enjoy life, very much so. =]
It just means I either want people to be inspired by my death,
Or say something like, "What was she doing eating an umbrella?"
"When things are endless we take them for granted, what if only once we offered something? when declined, and found needed later; it will be appreciated.""Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams.""You have stolen my heart.""I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.""Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?""The world... It is beautiful. It is what I imagine love to look like, except it's more blue and round.""You are the best one, of the best ones.""I fear nothing but loss, I feel nothing but love, I see nothing but grace - and to that I owe you everything.""Wow, and for a second there I thought you might actually be slightly smart." "I don't know about angels, but it's fear that gives men wings." "Ahead I cannot see the ancient faces,
Behind I cannot see the coming sages.
I brood upon the endlessness of Nature,
Lonely and sick at heart, with falling tears." "Reflecting on heaven and earth eternal, tears flowing down I lament in loneliness." "How can I bear further my solitude in this clear autumn season? Where shall I be when I wake up from my drink tonight?"
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