*Message from the owner: You must imagine, heavy russian accent...don't ask me why, it's a friggen cat*
I am called Cuddles, though you may find I will cuddle not.
I appear very trusting and adorable, but beware for I am a cold blooded killer and always have been.
Do not insult me as many a dove have taken their final breath and many robins have been left without homes and children.
My bitch is a real bitch, a rottweiler/boxer mix who may be getting on in years but will still tear you limb from limb for a single flip of my tail.
You have been warned maggot ridden corpses...I think it best you keep my good side.