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Cuddles

Your face, it will be mine soon.

About Me

*Message from the owner: You must imagine, heavy russian accent...don't ask me why, it's a friggen cat*

I am called Cuddles, though you may find I will cuddle not.
I appear very trusting and adorable, but beware for I am a cold blooded killer and always have been.
Do not insult me as many a dove have taken their final breath and many robins have been left without homes and children.
My bitch is a real bitch, a rottweiler/boxer mix who may be getting on in years but will still tear you limb from limb for a single flip of my tail.
You have been warned maggot ridden corpses...I think it best you keep my good side.

My Interests

Murder, money laundering, over the counter sales, under the counter sales, keeping up on former Soviet nation's news, watching America slip into nothingness, laughing at global warming, causing global warming, curing cancer and telling no one, curing AIDS and telling no one, and of course eating mice.

I'd like to meet:

No one in perticular, and I'm sure it is the same you feel about me.

Music:

I listen to the screams of dying babies, that is music enough to me.

Movies:

Whatever my "owners" let me watch, so long as there is plenty of killing, hidden plots, overzealous politicians, illegal acts involving massive amounts of weaponry and/or drugs, or any combination of the above.

Books:

I stare at books until I know what is in them...I stare a lot.

Heroes:

Myself

My Blog

Mmmm....Eagles

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Posted by Cuddles on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:00:00 PST