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^♥^Freelance Remy^♥^

You're maudlin and full of self-pity. You're magnificent!

About Me

"The illusion of effortlessness requires a great effort indeed." Hello,my name is Remy, but you can call me Bug, Rem-Rem, Rem-Bug, Good for Nothing...or if you really want,you can call me whatever you want.I don't prefer anything,anyways.I'm an anti-social,naurotic,deathly shy,somewhat ugly,and somewhat boring girl.I'm 14 not 17. Yes, 14. Can we just clarify that already? Thanks.I enjoy reading books written by David Sedaris,and watching movies starring Myrna Loy and Bette Davis.I also really enjoy listening to the Swedish Indie music they play in Ikea (The Concretes, anyone?).I can't read my own handwriting.I tend to draw inspiration from the little things, be it random graffiti on walls or the cracks on a sidewalk.I'm quite the theatre nerd.It's alright, you can totally make fun of me for it.I bake cupcakes and craft,it's like I'm Betty Crocker...On steroids and Nuclear waste.I support Kristin Chenoweth and her $10 gifties.I have no social life (Suprise,suprise).I think it's absolutely hilarious when people get seriously injured.I think it's even MORE hilarious when I get injured.I'm obnoxious yet polite.A dumbass yet a smartass.Happy yet never satisfied. Understand me? Yeah...Me neither.

My Interests

For the most part I guess you can say it's pretty random,but this is just stuff off the top of my head. Pin-Ups.Bettie Page.Hair Dye.Roller Derby.Strangers With Candy.Punk Rock Domestics.Horrorpops.Flats.Makeup.Shows.Music.Classic Cars.Clothing.Reading.Being myself.Having Sober Fun.Laughing.At You.At Me.Glitter.Pete Burns.Checkers. Polka Dots.David Bowie.1920's.1930's.1940's.1950's.(very early) 1960's Fashion

I'd like to meet:

Nihilists, flame dames, people who will make me laugh, gay people, Betties, Fafi, Someone who will watch "Flight of the Conchords" with me, anarchronists, Marc Bolan, hipsters, trannies, Siouxsie Sioux, feminists, caged youth,book worms, the beautifully rejected, zombies, girls of roller derby, professional cake flushers, GSA kids, Dita Von Teese, brave people, Patti Smith, riot grrls, BUSTies, like-minded people. I'm not a picky person. ..

Music:

Shakespears Sister* No Doubt * Horrorpops* Billie Holiday* The Meteors* T-Rex* Go Betty Go* Madness* Lily Allen* Iggy Pop* Sublime* The Gonads* Depechmode* The Andrew Sisters* Yeah Yeah Yeahs* Garbage* The Carpenters* The Buzzcocks* The Decemberists* Blondie* Siobhan Fahey* The Dresden Dolls* Ruth Brown* Siouxsie And The Banshees* David Bowie* Ben Folds* Jefferson Airplane* Patti Smith* The Clash* Marcella Detroit/Marcy Levy* The who* Operation Ivy* New Order* The Velvet Underground* Lou Reed* Catatonia* The Smiths* Vice Squad* Red Hot Chili Peppers* Joan Jett* The Cure* Rocket 350* The Ramones* Social Distortion* Rancid* Reverend Horton Heat* The Smashing Pumpkins* Nirvana* Sex Pistols* Idina menzel* Kristen chenoweth* Bananarama* The White Stripes* Interpol* 311* The Cramps* Specimen* Johnny Cash* Morrissey* Devil Doll* Billy Idol* The Distillers* The Specials* Dressy Bessy* Erasure* Psychidellic Furs*

Movies:

Dial "m" for murder* North by north west* The Imitation Of Life* Psycho* Manchurian canadate* A woman's world* Mans favorite sport* Gypsy* The swinger* The outlaw* Lolita* Gidget* Tammy and the doctor* The pleasure seekers* Were the boys are* Young frankenstein* Pocket full of miricales* Dark victory* Casablanca* Murders'row* Hedwig and the angry inch* Sabrina* Gaslight* To sir with love* Love finds andy hardy* Breakfast at tiffanys* American graffiti* Roman holiday* Viva las vegas* Cincinatti kid* Honeymoon machine* Train robbers* All about eve* State fair* If a man answers* Hairspray* West side story* A rebel without a cause* Splendeor in the grass* Charade* Kitten with a whip* Bus rileys back in town* Auntie mame* Some like it hot* How to marry a millionaire* Gentelmen prefer blondes* The misfits* The Wizard Of Oz* What ever happend to baby jane* An affair to remember* Now,Voyager* Gilda* The Thin Man* One Touch Of Venus*

Television:

I don't watch alot of it. 'Strangers with Candy' is off the air.I can't watch BBC or LoGo because I don't have cable.And I stopped watching the news because America's answer to "Current Events" are reporting lame celebrtiy gossip. But seriously, people. The Office and Ace of cakes...and Reno:911...and Ab Fab...And Flight of the Conchords...and French & saunders...and I'm going to shut up now...

Books:

Yes,books.Read books.Books are good.Good for your head.Read them.Read them.Read them.

Heroes:

Patti Smith:I don't give a shit if you don't like her. Patti is a beautiful person inside and out. She is always thinking of ways to help others. She should be president! Not only is she an inspiration musically,but she is an inspiration to life in general.Besides...She likes 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force'!!Myrna Loy:Homegirl was awesome! Why didn't she ever win any Oscars?Vivienne Westwood:The best fashion designer EVER! Everything this lady touches turns into something so fabulous that it's undiscribeable!Bette Davis:This bitch is the bitch to end all bitches.

My Blog

When I get $10,000...

I'm totally going to buy a person.There. I said it. Happy, Nicky and Jeromy? Happy? HAPPY????Good.
Posted by ^♥^Freelance Remy^♥^ on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:43:00 PST

So I got to thinkin’...

I found an old tape today and on it was my grandmother June, who died when I was 3. Granted, I wasn't close to her, but she was always a part of me. the funny thing about it was the fact that her voic...
Posted by ^♥^Freelance Remy^♥^ on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:54:00 PST

"...These days I seem to think a lot about the things that I forgot to do..."

I wish I could say something intelligent in 5 paragraphs. I wish I could tell you the biggest compliment you could ever recieve.  I wish you really knew how much you mean to me. But all I can say...
Posted by ^♥^Freelance Remy^♥^ on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:45:00 PST

You’re not cool. You’re just a stupid person.

It's not cool to look "cool" while smoking a ciggerette. Seriously, you're 15, therefore, it just makes you look like a joke which, by the way, isn't even funny. Maybe if you were over the age of 20 ...
Posted by ^♥^Freelance Remy^♥^ on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 03:27:00 PST

Yes,I am a bad Catholic

By now I'm sure all of you have heard that quote by Kathy Griffin when she appeared on the Emmy's not to long ago,and if you hadn't,she said "Suck it,Jesus.This award is my god now." Today,I was flipp...
Posted by ^♥^Freelance Remy^♥^ on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:58:00 PST

9 things I learned about the world according to anonymous stock photo models.By anonymous.

I was searching for shitty telecom companies the other day and Qwest came up as the first result (the 2nd through 6th results linked to Verizon). So I clicked the top link and saw this: "Finally," I ...
Posted by ^♥^Freelance Remy^♥^ on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:45:00 PST

STOP THE BOP!!!!

Is it me,or is 'Kidz Bop' the most repulsive thing ever invented? Who ever thought of such a travesty should be butchered.It's disturbing. Look:Float On by Modest Mouse I'm going to cry now....
Posted by ^♥^Freelance Remy^♥^ on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:41:00 PST

Kaleidoscope

The world goes on and on,twisting kaleidoscope,of things you never dreamed you'd be there seeing. Hold your dreams, then fly,no need for looking back,you've got it now don't ever let it go. Cause...
Posted by ^♥^Freelance Remy^♥^ on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 09:37:00 PST

Hairspray Rant =[

I would really,really like to go see it when it hits theaters,but I'm a little bit more than dissapointed about it For one thing:It's going to be the musical version,which is just fine with me,the ba...
Posted by ^♥^Freelance Remy^♥^ on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:11:00 PST

Interesting Information

*If you are purchasing hash and you notice that it has been rolled really tight,chances are children rolled it.Maybe this will make you think twice about buying it. *When you hear someone use the word...
Posted by ^♥^Freelance Remy^♥^ on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 05:02:00 PST