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Adrian

Picking my nose at 10000 fps

About Me

south african, 29 years old, male, not very attractive, averagely build and on the short side. i'm poorly educated and scared of the dark. I don't find anything other than my own ideas appealing so I'm a bad listener. I'm incredibly selfish and even when I'm being nice, it's only because I want something. I'm definately 1 degree short of being completely insane and I'm afraid of death, so... I masturbate obsessively with a loaded gun strapped to my penis, in the pursuit of pleasure, hopeful that I might just immortalise myself as the saddest fuck who ever lived.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet your parents!

Music:

Warda Al-Jazairia, Shostakovich, Alberto Ginastera, "Heart of the Sunrise" by Yes. Frank Zappa. Slowly Growing Deaf. My Name Is Mud. SONIC YOUTH Antibalas Afrobeat Orchestra, TV on the RADIO, Andrew Bird, Jeff Buckley, The Aluminum Group, Alice coltrane. Elizabeth Cotton, Aiden Smith, ADEM, Talking Heads, Gallo, Nodern, Beck, The Vulcanes, My Bloody Valentine, Moondog, Link Wray, Lars Horntveth, Lee Hazlewood, PandaBear and GrizzlyBear, Gonzales (the pianist) Gang of Four, Ewa Demarczyk, Broken Social Scene and Dr. Dog and so many others...

Movies:

JAMIE UYS! Emir Kusturica's UNDERGROUND and BLACKCAT, WHITECAT. Sergio Leone, TAXI DRIVER 'scorcese, MAGNOLIA 'Paul Thomas. PARIS TEXIS, Fellini's 8 1/2. 2001 and BARRY LYNDON, Buster Keaton and TATI'S Jour de Fête., most ALTMAN. T2 and Jones, Seven Samurai is nice. anything with Audrey Hepburn, Takashi Miike's "AUDITION" Alejandro González, RUSS MEYER and Andy Sidaris, Groundhog Day, FERIS and WES ANDERSON. GUS VAN SANT, MARNIE and NORTHWEST by Hitchcock, and last but not least, most Woody Allen is FUNNY

Television:

I hate TV! CURB and THE OFFICE are fine.

Books:

Kundera, Auster, Hunter S, Kafka, Rodriques and Karouak. Brett Easton Ellis and CONRAD.