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GARY! = ∞ KIFF!
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About GARY! = ∞ KIFF!
I invented the floppy disk.
I invented Anal Sex™.
I did that to Michael Jacksons' face.
I have cut off a finger tip.
I have slept in a parking lot while it snowed.
I have annoyed Tony Alva.
I have been in 11 car crashes.
I was born in a white-trash mining town.
I am probably older than you.
I am Peter Pan.
I was Afrikaans until I was 5.
I solved Fermat's Theorem.
I have been bitten by a snake.
I have eaten brains.
I have had sex at least once that I can remember.
I have been in an aeroplane 47 times.
I don't like aeroplanes.
I am normally correct.
I believe in unicorns.
I cannot bear the feel of cotton wool.
I fear spiders.
I fear your driving.
I will probably buy you a drink.
I have seen the Sahara.
I can still ollie.
I will beat you at FIFA.
I have had 6 Operations.
I like my books to still look new after I've read them.
I have been convinced I was going to die 4 times.
I have nearly died twice.
I cannot eat dairy.
I think Father Christmas is a Drunk.
I can speak Micra.
I will have a Gin and Tonic, thanks.
I prefer the absurd.
I can make a rainbow puke.
I am a Putt-Putt Champion.
Music on MySpace?
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Aqua,
Sodium Lauryl Ether Sulphate,
Cocamidopropyl Betaine,
Sodium Chloride,
Cocamide DEA,
Glycol Stearate,
Tocopheryl Acetate,
Methyle Gluceth-20,
Citric Acid Anhydrous,
Propylene Glycol,
Benzophenone-4,
Parfum,
Diazolidinyl Urea,
Methylparaben,
Propyl Paraben,
Cl 60730,
Cl 42090.
And this.
And this too.