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GARY! = ∞ KIFF!
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I invented the floppy disk. I invented Anal Sex™. I did that to Michael Jacksons' face. I have cut off a finger tip. I have slept in a parking lot while it snowed. I have annoyed Tony Alva. I have been in 11 car crashes. I was born in a white-trash mining town. I am probably older than you. I am Peter Pan. I was Afrikaans until I was 5. I solved Fermat's Theorem. I have been bitten by a snake. I have eaten brains. I have had sex at least once that I can remember. I have been in an aeroplane 47 times. I don't like aeroplanes. I am normally correct. I believe in unicorns. I cannot bear the feel of cotton wool. I fear spiders. I fear your driving. I will probably buy you a drink. I have seen the Sahara. I can still ollie. I will beat you at FIFA. I have had 6 Operations. I like my books to still look new after I've read them. I have been convinced I was going to die 4 times. I have nearly died twice. I cannot eat dairy. I think Father Christmas is a Drunk. I can speak Micra. I will have a Gin and Tonic, thanks. I prefer the absurd. I can make a rainbow puke. I am a Putt-Putt Champion.
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