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Toolbox

I am here for Friends

About Me

*I take nothing more than a select few things seriously.
*I can't stand hypocrites.
*I can be a huge asshole when I want to be. most people think I'm funny until they realize I'm completely serious. I can also be the nicest person in the world when I want to be.
*I love metal and rock. bands like Fallout Boy, Panic! At The Disco, and My Chemical Romance are not rock. they're just fags.
*oh no, did he just say fag? yes I did. words in and of themselves are harmless, it's the context in which they're used that makes them carry good or bad connotations.
*I am perfectly fine with causing trouble. I do it constantly. I am also not against parties. I am more than capable of having a good time without being blasted. if you want me to show up and be entertaining, I'll do it. just don't expect to see me ingest anything unless I feel like it.
*I'm a Christian. a really crappy one sometimes, but a Christian nonetheless. respect my beliefs and I'll respect yours. and no, I don't hate gay people.
*I play guitar and a variety of other instruments besides.
*learning things is fun. No, really.
*tea is awesome.
*food is awesome.
*George Carlin and Frank Caliendo are two of the funniest people on the entire planet.
*there is nothing impressive about Josh Groban's singing.
*video and computer games are fun. favorites include Timesplitters, Star Wars Battlefront 1 and 2, Jedi Academy, all four Donkey Kong Country games, and Ultimate Spider Man. I am also a huge fan of freeware FPS games like Nexuiz and Warsow.
*jamming kicks ass.
*a friend is what I am. not a ringmaster. I am here to offer advice based on information I receive, a small amount of sympathy depending on the severity of the problem, and that's it. if you try and drag me into the middle of a bunch of bullshit, you will be promptly ignored.
*my home state is Massachusetts. I EARN the term "Masshole" when I drive.
*Celtic music is good music.
*respect the blues.
*I love animals, cats especially. I have 9 cats.
*this is a never ending and always changing list. I will add to or delete from it as I see fit.
*fire is fun
*destroying things is fun (as long as you're not a dick about it).
*when I say the word "friend" I mean it. no bullshit. I'm not one of those cock hats who's gonna say the word just to sound popular.
*my appearance is governed by me. what's in MY head. feel free to offer suggestions, comments, etc. but know that if I make a change it's because I decided to.
*fuck being brand. anyone who works at Target will understand that more than others.
*9 times out of 10, statistics have shown that I don't care who I piss off.
*Paris Hilton in general makes me want to smash children in the face with hammers. she should be locked in a used Porta Potty, tipped over, and set on fire.

You scored as a Shotgun
. Bang! You need a shotgun, because it can transform your enemy into bloody spaghetti in no time. Maybe you played DOOM too much...

Shotgun


94%

Revolver


94%

Sniper Rifle


25%

Machinegun


25%

SMG


19%

Assault Rifle


13%

Pistol


6%
What Firearm Fits You Best?
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What Kind Of Metal Are You?

Thrash Metal
Pioneered by Bay Area titans Metallica, Exodus and Slayer, thrash metal was the most extreme act in the 80s. It was known for singer/guitar combos, huge drum sets, and minute-log guitar solos. It is no longer around, but you are a metal hero for loving thrash.
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What Kind of Music Are You? (pics)

Metal
You're about as hardcore as they come. Music is your passion and you listen to it for talent not because it's popular. You probably have a lot of respect for all artforms and you like classical piano. Slipknot definitely sucks in your eyes...and for good reason. Any band who takes the time to put on make-up and masks just isn't worth your respect.
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My Interests


Your Personality Is
Rational (NT)

You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas.
You are so rational that you analyze everything. This drives people a little crazy!

Intelligence is important to you. You always like to be around smart people.
In fact, you're often a little short with people who don't impress you mentally.

You seem distant to some - but it's usually because you're deep in thought.
Those who understand you best are fellow Rationals.

In love, you tend to approach things with logic. You seek a compatible mate - who is also very intelligent.

At work, you tend to gravitate toward idea building careers - like programming, medicine, or academia.

With others, you are very honest and direct. People often can't take your criticism well.

As far as your looks go, you're coasting on what you were born with. You think fashion is silly.

On weekends, you spend most of your time thinking, experimenting with new ideas, or learning new things. The Three Question Personality Test

I'd like to meet:

anyone interesting, I suppose.

Music:

rock for life, bee otch
Which Guitar Player Are You?


Dave Mustaine
You are Dave Mustaine! You are the frontman and creator of Megadeth, the only true classic metal band left from the 80's. You've been to rehab over a dozen times, you've died and come back to life, and you are an incredible guitar player. Your mouth gets you into trouble a lot, but you don't really give a damn.
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Movies:

name one and I'll tell you if I like it, or if I've even seen it. most recently, Black Sheep made me laugh, and I don't mean the Chris Farley movie.

Television:

Discovery, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Sci-Fi channel, and the free horror movies on On Demand.

Books:

anything out of the Dragonlance or Xanth series. George Carlin. Shakespeare's Insults. Depraved And Insulting English. The Selective Dictionary For The Highly Literate. the Bible. Star Wars. Norse and Greek mythology. etc etc etc.

Heroes:

Jesus, James Hetfield, John Petrucci, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Jimmy Paige, Andre Olbrich, Jake E. Lee, Randy Rhoads, Tony Iommi, Joe Satriani, Jerry Cantrell, John Schaffer, Michael Romeo...eh, you get the idea.

My Blog

Everyday Bullshit and The Avoidance Thereof, Part 7

This just in! Internet relationships are not real!Anybody reading this that's still in high school might want to pay special attention to me on this one. Let me make this clear:IF YOU LIVE IN THE UNIT...
Posted by Toolbox on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:00:00 PST

Everyday Bullshit and the Avoidance Thereof, Part 6

I smell bullshit again...hence the reason I wrote this.I really admire the real men of Myspace. The ones that post pictures taken with hot girls in swimsuits at concerts and car shows. These people ne...
Posted by Toolbox on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:25:00 PST

Im not a very big fan of pretentious people

I tend to scoff at those unfortunate philistines who utter things like "rap isn't real music," or "R&B is pure crap." I tend to scoff at a lot of things, but those guys get deep scoffs, from the d...
Posted by Toolbox on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 08:33:00 PST

My favorite animators

I've been watching the really old Pink Panther cartoons from the 60's, and I have to say that Friz Freleng is a genius. He produced and helped animate almost all of the Pink Panther cartoons, and said...
Posted by Toolbox on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 04:08:00 PST

Know what you're talking about before you insult me.

I was hanging out with my friends tonight, and while looking at a guitar magazine, I came across a Mesa Boogie advertisement. For those of you who don't know what Mesa Boogie is, it's one of the great...
Posted by Toolbox on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:52:00 PST

Myspace "Street Language"

This doesn't really have any point other than the fact that I get pissed when someone insults my friends.I was talking to my friend Jamie today, and apparently some ghetto kid messaged her, hitting on...
Posted by Toolbox on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 08:24:00 PST

Everyday Bullshit and The Avoidance Thereof, Part 5

It's been awhile since I posted one of these. However, I saw something this morning that prompted the need for me to do so.Today, we take a look at the steaming pile of bullshit that is:Myspace "Luck"...
Posted by Toolbox on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 08:31:00 PST

Spider Man 3 review

normally I wouldn't be caught dead writing a blog about movies, but occasionally I see a film that I just wouldn't be satisfied posting a bulletin about.before I start bitching, I will say, yes, I lik...
Posted by Toolbox on Sat, 05 May 2007 11:25:00 PST

Everyday Bullshit and the avoidance thereof, Part 4

ClothesClothes generate at least 45% of the everyday bullshit we encounter. Things people do for them, to them, and with them tend to just be a complete waste of time. In this section of the guide, I ...
Posted by Toolbox on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 02:33:00 PST

Everyday Bullshit and the avoidance thereof, Part 3

3. Popular FashionThis is one of the categories in our society that reeks the most of pure bullshit. Honestly, there are too many examples of brainlessness in this category for me to even begin to thi...
Posted by Toolbox on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:14:00 PST