*I can't stand hypocrites.
*I can be a huge asshole when I want to be. most people think I'm funny until they realize I'm completely serious. I can also be the nicest person in the world when I want to be.
*I love metal and rock. bands like Fallout Boy, Panic! At The Disco, and My Chemical Romance are not rock. they're just fags.
*oh no, did he just say fag? yes I did. words in and of themselves are harmless, it's the context in which they're used that makes them carry good or bad connotations.
*I am perfectly fine with causing trouble. I do it constantly. I am also not against parties. I am more than capable of having a good time without being blasted. if you want me to show up and be entertaining, I'll do it. just don't expect to see me ingest anything unless I feel like it.
*I'm a Christian. a really crappy one sometimes, but a Christian nonetheless. respect my beliefs and I'll respect yours. and no, I don't hate gay people.
*I play guitar and a variety of other instruments besides.
*learning things is fun. No, really.
*tea is awesome.
*food is awesome.
*George Carlin and Frank Caliendo are two of the funniest people on the entire planet.
*there is nothing impressive about Josh Groban's singing.
*video and computer games are fun. favorites include Timesplitters, Star Wars Battlefront 1 and 2, Jedi Academy, all four Donkey Kong Country games, and Ultimate Spider Man. I am also a huge fan of freeware FPS games like Nexuiz and Warsow.
*jamming kicks ass.
*a friend is what I am. not a ringmaster. I am here to offer advice based on information I receive, a small amount of sympathy depending on the severity of the problem, and that's it. if you try and drag me into the middle of a bunch of bullshit, you will be promptly ignored.
*my home state is Massachusetts. I EARN the term "Masshole" when I drive.
*Celtic music is good music.
*respect the blues.
*I love animals, cats especially. I have 9 cats.
*this is a never ending and always changing list. I will add to or delete from it as I see fit.
*fire is fun
*destroying things is fun (as long as you're not a dick about it).
*when I say the word "friend" I mean it. no bullshit. I'm not one of those cock hats who's gonna say the word just to sound popular.
*my appearance is governed by me. what's in MY head. feel free to offer suggestions, comments, etc. but know that if I make a change it's because I decided to.
*fuck being brand. anyone who works at Target will understand that more than others.
*9 times out of 10, statistics have shown that I don't care who I piss off.
*Paris Hilton in general makes me want to smash children in the face with hammers. she should be locked in a used Porta Potty, tipped over, and set on fire.
You scored as a Shotgun. Bang! You need a shotgun, because it can transform your enemy into bloody spaghetti in no time. Maybe you played DOOM too much...
Shotgun
94%
Revolver
94%
Sniper Rifle
25%
Machinegun
25%
SMG
19%
Assault Rifle
13%
Pistol
6%
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What Kind Of Metal Are You?
Thrash Metal
Pioneered by Bay Area titans Metallica, Exodus and Slayer, thrash metal was the most extreme act in the 80s. It was known for singer/guitar combos, huge drum sets, and minute-log guitar solos. It is no longer around, but you are a metal hero for loving thrash.
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What Kind of Music Are You? (pics)
Metal
You're about as hardcore as they come. Music is your passion and you listen to it for talent not because it's popular. You probably have a lot of respect for all artforms and you like classical piano. Slipknot definitely sucks in your eyes...and for good reason. Any band who takes the time to put on make-up and masks just isn't worth your respect.
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