If you couldn't figure it out from my display name, I'm Chris.
A quarter century ago in the midst of blood and vaginal fluids I horrified nurses as I came screeching into this world. And now, 25 years later, I ponder how a man of my unique talents can make, say, about a million dollars. I've thought about selling my body for sex...but after looking in the mirror I quickly decided that wasn't going to work.
Besides contemplating that, I have various interests that I occupy myself with, the main one being music. The metal I listen to is amazing and beyond your comprehension.
On occasion I enjoy a beer or two...or thirty. Not only is drinking fun, it's necessary. People are boring and monotonous; alcohol helps me tolerate you.
Many have described me as laid back, but I know that I'm just lazy. And I may appear intelligent, but the secret to doing that is surrounding yourself with idiots.
I love sarcasm. It's like nature's natural defense against stupidity.
'Goth' is another word for retarded. So is 'emo'
If you take those shirtless in the mirror pictures, you're a faggot. And no, your web cam doesn't suck, it's your face that makes the picture shitty.
90% of statistics can be made to say anything...50% of the time.
I can kick your ass
Sluts aren't attractive. Ironically, they're much like condoms; good for one use and then to be discarded.
Well, besides heavy metal and getting drunk my other interests include self medicating, road trips, breaking the law, making fun of people, gambling, and literature.
Concerts are awesome. Big venues are cool and all, but the intimate atmosphere and energy created at small halls can't be beat. The only thing annoying about shows are you grindcore, combat boot wearing dorks who attend and mosh as if you were a bunch of retards at a karate class.
I also love sports such as hockey, football, basketball, and soccer. Sports that I don't like would include baseball, among a few others. Baseball is for pussies who aren't tough enough to play a real sport. Golf is equally lame, but then again, it's not even sport as it doesn't require any athleticism.
ps. Your favorite band sucks.
