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MyGen Profile Generator ..I love to lick trees in my spare time and throw paper clips at Canadians. I'm also a professional meat handler on the corner of HanCOCK, I'm so not even kidding either. I'm also THE founding member of the Pervs 'R' Us club Join now and forever be happy http://groups.myspace.com/pervsrus PS: My name is pronounced Sin-dole not Sin-dell. Just want to make that clear. Thank you and goodnight. I also REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LOVE arm veins, I guess it's a fetish.The words "planet" and "plant" remind me of that scene in ET where the he eats Reese's Pieces. I like how everytime I get in my car, The Who is playing on my radio. If you're old, stay out of the fast lane unless you're going to haul ass. I love the smell of wet sidewalk. I pretty much wear the same pants everyday. I have incredible balance, yet I'm clumsy. I like to draw right eyes. I can kick your ass at "Name that song" on Stater Brothers radio. I know tons of useless celebrity facts. I am super good at guesstimating, like pro. I have a messy room but I know where everything is. I'm weirder than you'll ever know. I REALLY REALLY want tap dancing shoes and ballet slippers. It bugs the crap out of me when teachers don't erase the board completly and there's still marks chilling there. I have road rage. I want a tattoo, but I don't know where I want it or what I want. I'm a Civil War buff. My favorite word is PEPPER I'm not easily scared and jumpy. I don't cry over movies or television. My favorite Top Ramen flavor is beef! I like the smell of a freshly sharpened pencil. In high school, I baked cookies for my history teacher so he can raise my C to an A, and he did. Then for Spring semester, I made him Rice Crispy Treats so he can raise my B to an A, and he did. I'm awesome. I ♥ Cinderella, or as I like to say CINDELrella. I was almost kidnapped while walking home in third grade. I tend to call my friends and leave a message as Darth Vader. Or I'll sing them a song. I get scared/nervous around retarded people because I was once chased by one at Mervyns. I drive better with my left hand, but I'm right-handed. I've worn the same pair of Converse everyday for the past three years. I have brand new ones but I don't like them...yet. I like to give objects names. I love drying my dog after giving her a bath because...well...I just do. I understand Spanish, but I can't really speak it. I know how to say 'penis' in Japanese---Thanks ma! No, I'm not Filipino. I like when old people call me honey, sweetheart, darling, etc. I've NEVER called my parents Mom or Dad. I choose to call them other things, such as: parental units, mommy/daddy, you, ma/fasha, etc. I'm a sneaky snake. I'm a collage fanatic. (Collage not college, get it right) My favorite number is 4! I'm slightly obsessive compulsive. I have a freaky-weird awesome memory. I'm ALWAYS chewing gum, ALWAYS. I l♥ve the jokes off the Laffy Taffy wrappers. I have a hard time accepting compliments, but I don't mind if you call me a retard or idiot jerkhead. I always lock my doors when driving. I like pulling pranks & tricks on people. I like my writing sometimes, even though it often changes. My knees always crack when I bend them. I was listening to Jethro Tull's "Locomotive Breath" when I got my first speeding ticket. I'd rather be cold than hot. I need to grow bigger balls. I'm a pervert, but I'm sure you all knew that already :) I think being a dominatrix would be an interesting career path. I found out that my best friend's mom, my aunt, and BOSS read my profile...shout out to them woot!My airband has merchandise now!!!!
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