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The Human Torch Was Denied A Bank Loan...

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About Me

Well let's see... I'm a pretty easy guy to get along with. I'm usually quite laid-back. I never really care what other people think about me, so i'm not really afraid to try anything. I'm better at drowning than swimming....I don't mind a good book, and I love comedies. I've been told i'm pretty funny. Unfortunately they were laughing when they told me so i'm not sure if they meant it....I can also be an asshole I guess...because I like to draw things out to their full extent. Some people don't like that I guess...I can do math: fish + paste = semicolon.Thanks to a wonderful friend I am the proud owner of fuzzy pink bunny slippers (Thanks Nat). I love music. Concerts are a must in my life. I suppose if I had the chance to trip a blind man, I would...just to see what it's like. And of course I have a heart so i'd feel bad, help him up, say i'm sorry, and buy him an icecream. I like bacon...or just little piggy's in general. The energizer bunny is way cooler than the easter bunny. I also plan on visiting my brother at work tonight and stabbing him with a coat hanger....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

All the cool people that i can......And Breaking Benjamin cuz they are the best band ever.

Music:

There's a lot. Breaking Benjamin, Rise Against, Caroline's Spine, Fair to Midland, The Cranberries, Thrice, Saosin, Alien Ant Farm, Apocalyptica, Blink 182, The Bloodhound Gang, Bush, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Three Days Grace, Edgewater, Thousand Foot Krutch, Chevelle, Collective Soul, Dogwood, The Offspring, Crossfade, Less Than Jake, Subseven, Hinder, John Butler Trio, Fuel, Smashing Pumpkins, Fleetwood Mac, Goldfinger, The Ataris, Liam Lynch, Reef, Greenday, Our Lady Peace, Jimmy Eat World, Hall and Oats, Live, Modest Mouse, Queens of the Stoneage, The Presidents of the United States, Reel Big Fish, Sublime, Third Eye Blind, David Bowie, Tom Petty, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Weezer, Strata, and many more!

Movies:

Once again there are too many good ones. I'm a big fan of comedies. Here's the list: Boondock Saints, Grandmas Boy, Tommy Boy, The Blair Thumb!, Gladiator, Night at the Museum, Army of Darkness, Batman Begins, Donnie Darko, Pitch Black, Wedding Crashers, The Prestige, Interview With The Vampire, Clerks 1 & 2, Reign of Fire, Equilibrium, The Count Of Monte Cristo, Super Troopers, Multiplicity, Snatch, Without a Paddle, What Dreams May Come, The Legend of Bagger Vance, Little Nicky, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Office Space, Pirates of The Caribbean 1-3, Accepted, The Benchwarmers, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, The Departed, Armageddon, Anchorman, Ong Bak, The Protector, Stand By Me, Borat, Bruce Almighty, Chasing Amy, Dude Where's My Car, Underworld 1 & 2, The Punisher, The Matrix, and i'm tired of listing them cuz it'll go on forever.

Television:

Dont really care much for tv. However there are a few shows like The Family Guy and Futurama that make that colorful box worth looking at. Trigun is also awesome.

Books:

Terry Brooks......a very good author. Read the Shannara series. Also....you cant go wrong with Harry Potter.

Heroes:

FRIENDS!!!!!!!! No matter what happens in your life it's always nice to know you can forget about all of it just by hanging out with friends. Nobody but a true friend knows how to turn the worst situation into something so hilarious that it doesnt matter because you are now too busy laughing your ass off. There's too many to name so hopefully you all know who I mean.