Video Games
Snowboarding
Skateboarding
Smokin
Drinking
Connect-the-Dot Puzzles
AND
Slappin Hoes
A black guy that doesnt sell crack,
(No offense to all you black crack dealers.)
50 Cent,
Just to see if all those war wounds are real.
A probation officer who won't lock me up,
for smokin and drinkin and slappin hoes.
And I wanna smoke a bowl with Bill Clinton,
(He doesn't have to inhale if he doesn't want to).
I like all kinds of shit
from fuckin Metallica
to TechN9ne
to Incubus
to Soundgarden...
ConAir
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze
Super Troopers
Half-Baked
Scarface
Blow
40 Year Old Virgin