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.Mike.Juggles.

FUCK Pillow-Pants! I love pussy and beer!

About Me

My name is Mike Heffernan(that's Irish by the way). I work at the second largest outdoor concert venue in the country. I'm at a point in my life where I'm just building myself back up all the time. So to alleviate my stress I've taken up juggling; and so has it taken up me! It's like a love/hate relationship. I absolutely love it, but it's such a stressfull hobby. Besides that I'm a pretty outgoing person. Not the most talkative person you've ever met, but I'm not shy by any means. I have friends, but not enemies. I see no reason to hate or hold grudges, unless it's for a REALLY good reason. Like someone cutting off my pecker in my sleep! I love life, though it really sucks the big one sometimes. I love the world, but if people weren't so selfish and greedy(not everyone) then it could be such a nicer place to live. I've lived in Wisconsin my entire life, but I've been thinking alot about changing that. I just need a drastic change in the scenery, and the scene. I need someplace where more people like the things that I like. I mean I love my friends and wouldn't trade them for anything in the world, but I wanna meet people that share the same hobbies as I do. I believe that music defines the culture that created it. I believe that it has the power to heal both physically and emotionally, and that things would otherwise fall apart without it. I love breakfast for lunch and dinner, coffee in the evening(or anytime), cinnamon buns, Sobe:Lizard Fuel, acrobats and contortionists, jugglers and manipulators, liberal media, concerts, EDM festivals and raves, psy-trance and drum n' bass, spinning fire, the circus, and vaginas. "I will NOT add (Neo-) Nazis to any of my pages. If you Qualify as one, and make that clear on your page, do not send a request. You will be blocked immediately. -
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My Interests

Object manipulation. Food. Girls. Contact juggling. poi . Staff. Blunts. Rolling. Spinning. Twisting. Tangling. Bouncing. Tossing. Throwing. Stalling. Morphing. Conjuring. Dancing. Tripping. Fucking. Life, my family, my friends! - -

I'd like to meet:

Radiohead - SYNERGY II - AMAZING JUGGLING - POI TRANSMISSION - - - /> - " /> - " />

Music:

The Flaming Lips - The Audiognomes - Protest The Hero - Infected Mushroom - Between The Buried And Me

Movies:

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Television:

METALOCALYPSE - TRUTH Commercials

Books:

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Heroes:

PALADIN 5.1 - Michael Karas -

My Blog

My friggin balls!

So after what seems like forever, probably at least two months or so, I can finally do decent runs of five ball juggling. It's hard! It has to be so precise and quick all the time or the pattern falls...
Posted by .Mike.Juggles. on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 04:03:00 PST

Ill always miss my best friend.

What do you say when your best friend tells you that you might not see them again? I was kind of at a loss for words. Speachless. I said all the words of encouragement I could, but in the end wha...
Posted by .Mike.Juggles. on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 08:33:00 PST

Jack Johnson Death!

So this week was the first week of me working Centerplate at Alpine Valley Music Theatre. I worked 17 1/2 hours yesterday. 10 of those hours I worked before I got to take a break. I don't even think t...
Posted by .Mike.Juggles. on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 12:38:00 PST

My life in clubs!

Since I've started juggling I feel that my motor skills and hand/eye coordination have greatly expanded. But Jesus Christ, I've never taken on something so complicated. It all comes down to simple phy...
Posted by .Mike.Juggles. on Mon, 26 May 2008 02:08:00 PST

CHECK THIS OUT: Underground Sound 4

You DONT wanna miss this! ...
Posted by .Mike.Juggles. on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 04:21:00 PST

One long voyage!

I just got back from visiting my sister in South Carolina. She just graduated from Army Basic Training at Fort Jackson. Now she's at Fort Lee in Petersburg, Virginia. It was one long fucking trip, I'l...
Posted by .Mike.Juggles. on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 05:23:00 PST

My best friend left for the Marine Corp.!

PJ left for the Marines today! He'll probably actually leave for San Diego tomorrow, but he's gone. I'm really gonna miss that guy. I know he'll be back, and I know that he'll be a much better man bec...
Posted by .Mike.Juggles. on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 06:12:00 PST

Rage Against Alpine Valley

I went and saw Rage Against The Machine at Alpine Valley on Friday! It was fucking incredible. Once in a lifetime. Originally I was gonna jump the fence to get it. PJ, Cale, and I went down the path t...
Posted by .Mike.Juggles. on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 06:06:00 PST

My sweat hurts!

Today was the beginning of my new workout schedule. It's a nine week program, developed by a Navy SeaL, as a reccomendation for people who are interested in joining the SeaL's. I, however, am not. I j...
Posted by .Mike.Juggles. on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:39:00 PST

Shannon, you are missed.

My sister called from South Carolina today. I didn't get a chance to talk to her, but I wish the best for her. I guess she's homesick already, but I don't blame her. Fresh out of high school and in th...
Posted by .Mike.Juggles. on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:36:00 PST