JAY
12 CRAZY YET TRUE THINGS ABOUT JAYMINI PATEL, By Natalie Moore
1. Her elbows will slip off the table even if she isn't drunk.
2. She will always complain about being horrifically drunk.. then go & drink more to solve this problem.
3. If she is tired she will begin to laugh manically and make weird noises, probably using up even more energy.
4. She goes outside "for some fresh air" with a fag.
5. It is impossible to go to her house without being fed a hench home-cooked meal.. good stuff.
6. Her idea of a messy room is a t-shirt in the middle of the floor.
7. She cannot walk past a mirror without looking at herself in it for at least 5 minutes.
8. Related to the above, one of the walls in her room is a HENCH mirror so she can check herself out all the time.
9. She will text you the most random & unnecessary things eg. "OMG there's a double decker x26, how rare!" or "I just ate a cheese sandwich."
10. Not many people are filled with indescribable joy at the sight of S3.. she is one of them. I am the only other.
11. Half a can of Strongbow Super is all this girl needs for a good time.
12. Her house is called Plinlimmon.
"i need to stop taking naps"
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