What this girl says is freakishly accurate!
In the famous words of lowey lowey...Ten reasons why you should love alex roberts
One. She probably loves you too. She doesnt have many haters nor does she hate.
Two. Even though she may not seem too enthusiastic towards you, i.e 'do i look ok?' her reply of 'yeh you look fine' actually stands for 'you look absolutely amazing i want to fuck you'- this shows her true sweetness at its best.
Three. Shes only small so therefore will not take up a great deal of room in your car/house/heart.etc.
Four. Her main annoying habbit of wriggling her toes for no apparent reason, may seem to most very very irratating. However, her intention is a good one as she is only trying to exercise her toes to keep healthy and to remain a life long friend to you. So please try to not get agitated.
Five. You shall never be hungry if you are in the presense of alex roberts. FACT.
Six. You may learn a variety of new volcabulary which will enlighten your day on regular occasions... i.e. 'yeh bruv, 'wasgwanin' etc. This is not only educational but can be amusing.
Seven. This brings us on to the amusing side of alex roberts. It seems she does not even realise the humour she posseses, as it seems her funny actions are often ones of co-incidence, and that which are not planned. Smiles will be apparent when in her company.
Eight. Her advice using the scheme of the 10 reasons are extrmely helpful and can sometimes be life changing. She will try and put her stubboness into you, but i dont think anyone will ever be as much as she.
Nine. Alex roberts can soemtimes be seen as a mother figure and a boyfriend. This is not to imply she is both at the same time. Beacuse that would be wrong and very difficult. But on some days you may find the expressions she uses are like her mothers and are very comic. However on other days you may feel she is your boyfriend. Moreover, this feeling may only be felt by me.
Ten. If you dont love alex roberts by now you have only yourself to blame.