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JOShY lOftY

Wait a minute! There's not really a forty-dollar-bill, is there?

About Me


ABOUT ME... well lets see here... i get a kick outta the stupidest shit. i ♥ my car & my friends are my world. all of them. i love music and i love hanging out and just jammin out with my friends. IM REAL! i have no reason(s) to lie and i tell it like it is. i dont filter anything or mute myself [obviously]. I'm a good person; loyal, & genuine. i likes shopping like the next guy and if i had a million bucks it'd prolly all go to somewhere like Nordstrom or spend it all on Rodeo Drive. Oh! & the Saab Dealership. i dont drink very much at all - but like anyone else, sometimes i just feel like bein boozed up, yuh know? i dont do the drug thing, been there tried that, its juvenile and stupid. BUT i have friends that do and i dont hate if you do too. just not me. soooo... guess u can say i'm quite boring; dont drink, dont drug, dont smoke! BULLSHIT!!! if you know me you know i'm a blast. i'm fun & i'm whitty. if you wanna find out ya own self you know what to do... if not, sorry - move along...
If ya wanna know more about me, read my derned blogs - they stay current and i write new ones all the time. Or you can watch my videos - they're pretty funny too =) just click the "videos" link under my default pic...
ALSO... i dont just ADD anybody to be my friend - i know pretty much EVERYONE on my friends list in some shape, form, or fashion... whether it be school, work, fun & play, family, etc. - i know them! if you really want me to add you i prolly will give ya a chance but if you stop talking to me or something--- you're gone. so if you want me to add you bad enough... you found my profile, message me. i'm a cool dude - dont be scared.
Look how fuckin' KEWT my Catz are!!!
BTW - check out my friend, Cara's, AWESOME artwork at the following link. its really good. if you want into about purchasing and you cant figure it out on that site... ask me. i'll help. THANKS & ENJOY!!! www.flickr.com/photos/carasalterphotography/sets
ENJOY!!!

My Interests

Cars, Guys, Girls (as friends), Apple Comp., Movies, Malls, Tattoos, Piercings, & just whatevers fun!

^Photo-shoot pic from Cali^

^Rob & I's icecream^

I'd like to meet:

I've met someone wonderful, i'm looking for friends.

Music:



Tomek Fior, Enrique Iglasias, BT, Imogen Heap, Basement Jaxx, Daniel Beddingfield, Geri Halliwell, Erasure, Cascada, Venus Hum, Margaret Cho, No Doubt, Gwen Stefani, Suagababes, Emma, Frou-Frou, Destiny's Child, Sneakerpimps, Good Char., Amerie, Madonna, DHT, Mandy Moore, Rihanna, P!nk, Missy Elliott, Bjork, Ashlee & Jessica Simpson, Ani Defranco, Black Eyed Peas, Paul Oakenfold, Fischerspooner, Eisley, Coldplay, Modest Mouse, Shifty Shellshock, Pussycat Dolls, Nelly Furtado, Michael Buble, Sarah Jaffe, Nirvana, Muse, JoJo, Nirvana, NIN, Nickelback, Destiny's Child, Beyonce, Kelly, Kaci Brown, Jewel, Kelis, Paula Abdul, Tori Amos, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Bon Jovi, Feist, Sheryl Crow, Paris Hilton, Enya, Blondie, Evanescence, Alicia Keys, Cyndi Lauper, Jim Verraros, Madonna, Ricky Martin, Alanis Morissette, Lucas Prata, Black Pearls, Fergie, Stefy, HelloGoodbye, iio, GirlsAloud, Lady Sovereign, Kelli Ali, Lily Allen, Geri Halliwell, Panic! @ the Disco, Pen15 Club, ToyBox, Benny Benassi, The Salutation, Fall Out Boy, Fay Aiyana, Brooke Hogan, Regina Spektor, Victoria Beckham, Vitamin C, Amy Winehouse, Tommie Sunshine, Plain White T's, Silverlink, Robyn, Tiesto, Shiny Toy Guns...

^Mom-Doll N D Background^

Movies:

Anything Comedy, Thriller, SOMEEEE horror, Action, but mostly comedy :)

^OH MY BLUE BALLS!^

Television:

Same as movies really... i dont watch much TV to be honest. but i LOVE Will & Grace, Margaret Cho, Friends, Next, Frasier, Date My Mom, Thats So Raven, Degrassi, I Love Lucy, & Pimp My Ride

^DRESS FO' LESS BITCHEZ!^

^my friend, Ben, & i at a bar^

Books:

Car & Driver count? I dont really read. Sorry.
11 RULES OF MYSPACE:
*one. If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone.
*two. To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic.
*three. Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
*four. Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting .. is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.
*five. Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics.
*six. If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways.
*seven. Who really gives a rat's ass if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up!
*eight. Little 6th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
*nine. If you have decided to read this, you are a true MySpace Friend. Real friends read friends' profiles.
*ten. I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains (if they have them).
*eleven. And if you open a bulletin and it says, "repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight," IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
*That is all. Thank you.
Name Joshy Lofty
Birthday 8/28/86
Current Location North Dallas
Eye Color Blue
Hair Color Blonde Naturally
Height 5'7"
Piercing 6
Tattoos 9
Boyfriend/Girlfriend Yes
FAVORITES
Food Mexican
Candy Chocolate
Number 28
Color Lime Green
Animal Platypus
Drink Mr. Pibb
Letter Z
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke Pepsi
McDonalds or Burgerking McDonald's
Strawberry or Watermelon Strawberry
Hot Tea or Ice Tea Iced
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee Hot Choc.
Hugs or Kisses Kisses
Dog or Cat Cat
Rap or Punk Punk
Summer or Winter Winter
Scarry Movie or Funny Movie Funny
Love or Money Love
YOUR...
Bedtime Whenever
Most Missed Memory My Parents
Best Physical Feature My Secret
Goal for this Year Good Relationship
Best Friends K, A, M, T, J
Fears Aliens
Heritage Czeck
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank Y
Ever Smoked Y
Pot N
Ever been drunk Y
Ever been beaten up N
Ever beaten someone up Y
Ever Shoplifted Y
Ever Skinny Dipped Y
Been Dumped Lately N
IN A GUY?GIRL
Favorite Eye Color Green
Favorite Hair Color N/A
Short or Long Short
Height Taller
Style N/A
Looks or Personality Personality
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs or Alchol N/A
Muscular or Really Skinny Muscular
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the past N/S
What Country do you want to visit Czeck
How do you want to die N/A
Been to the mall lately Y
Get along with your parents Sure
Health Freak Sometimes
Want to go to College N/S
Been in Love Am Now
Do you Sing Y
Want to get Married Y
Do you want Children N
Have you future kids names planned out N/A
Hate Anyone Y
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Heroes:

Not sure. Probably my brother because he's gay as well and has been through a lot. i love him. i ALSO have a good friend named JESS that could be a hero too. he's my sexy knight in shining armor. he he :)
RANDOM SHIT QWIZ
Middle Initial A
Race White/European
Weight 135lbs.
You= XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL S
NATURAL hair color Blonde
Hair length Short
Shoe size 9.5
Shoes UR wearing N/A
# of REAL siblings 2
Name of significant other Rob
Do U work? Y
Graduate H/Skool? Y
R U bi-polar? N
Natural Tan? Pasty? Fake Bake? Natural
Jeans or Shorts? Jeans
Drink a lot? N
Smoke Often? N
R UR Nips pierced? Y
What Crazy is pierced? Nips
U Drive a WHAT?! 2006 Car
# of tickets U gotten 6 Speeding
Can U dance? Y
Boxers or Briefs? Trunks
Fave Car Miata
Car or Truck Car
R U A Bitch? Y
Beer or Wine? Wine
Personal
Good or Bad kisser Good
1st kiss on date? Y
R U cute, ugly, hot, sexy, etc? ehhh
Do U make 1st moves? N
R U A Cock Tease? N
Age U lost virginity 16
Relationship
Do U trust? Eventually
Who buys? Whoever
Who drives? I like to
U meet families? Y
Get attached easily? Y
TOO easily? N
Faves
Movie Comedy
Music (TYPE) NOT COUNTRY
Music (BAND) No Doubt
Music (SOLO) Lilly Allen
TV Show 5th Gear
Actor Brad Pitt
Actress Reese Witherspoon
Color Lime Green
2nd Color Orange
SUV Kia Sorento
Exotic Car Maserati
Dancing Music Remixed R&B
Concert No Doubt
City Los Angeles
Cell Phone Service Sprint
Lake/Ocean Ocean
Water/Snow Ski Water
Wake/Snow Board Wake
Shoes (TYPE) Sneakers
Shoes (BRAND) Puma
Clothing (BRAND) Dolce&Gabbana
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Blog

Update on life as of very late September

Well now i just haven't written a blog thingy here in a while & you'll find out just why in this little blog here. oh muh goodness, where to start...I got a promotion at work. so thats good. i love...
Posted by JOShY lOftY on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 09:21:00 PST

"u know its successful when the cops are called"

thats right, the cops were called. if you didn't come to my past 2 parties this past weekend, you missed out my friends. (or lack there of i guess)...Friday night was great; me, rob, matt, holly, va...
Posted by JOShY lOftY on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 11:10:00 PST

Homosexuality is ABOMINABLE :]

Post 29Adam Jones (Iowa) replied to Stephen's post on Aug 16, 2007 at 1:09 PMOkay you want some evidence. Here is a letter written to Dr. Laura after she made a negative comment to one of her callers ...
Posted by JOShY lOftY on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:17:00 PST

+MUSIC REVIEW+ "Robyn"

Awesome.  Thats all i can say.  i'm in love with this one.  i found out about her on perezhilton.com (celeb gossip).  I'm gunna start off by saying something about "with every hear...
Posted by JOShY lOftY on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:46:00 PST

+MUSIC REVIEW+ "Rufus Wainwright"

I met holly @ Barnes & Noble in Cedar Hill today to replace my long LOST Lily Allen CD cuz BEST BUY repaired my home entertainment/theater system and they kept my Lily CD.  well long story sh...
Posted by JOShY lOftY on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:31:00 PST

LATEST NEWS!!!

i saw an article on MSN.com's national news-center and it really upset me... what you are about to read is about Josh Romano.  i went to SCHOOL with this kid.  i say kid cuz this is surely n...
Posted by JOShY lOftY on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:20:00 PST

how FUN would this be!?

i wanna do this SOOO bad!!! watch the video and lemme know what you think :)GAME ONE!!! (toyota's vs. toyota's) GAME TWO!!!! Toyota's VS. Volkswagen's (czechs vs. germs) ...
Posted by JOShY lOftY on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 12:21:00 PST

CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!!!

Ok i'm already a fan of Fay Aiyana's but she just posted a new song on her myspace and i made it my profile song so i'm a fan again...  but go check her songs out and lemme know what you think.&n...
Posted by JOShY lOftY on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 07:23:00 PST

+Music+ The True Colors Tour, Dallas

Have you heard of the HRC?  Thats the Human Rights Campaign.  The HRC and Cyndi Lauper got together to form the True Colors Tour in celebration for human rights and basically... being who yo...
Posted by JOShY lOftY on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 02:01:00 PST

by the way

This isn't just a "BYE THE WAY" blog... this is probably the most important blog i could write this year... possibly of a life-time.  stay tuned for that... in fact... i'll say it now.  in m...
Posted by JOShY lOftY on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 02:19:00 PST