Never Argue With A Woman |
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a sho...
Posted by Eyeces on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:06:00 PST |
Joke Human Stupidity |
In case you needed further proof that the hu ma n race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. O...
Posted by Eyeces on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:02:00 PST |
Phone Call |
"Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But ...
Posted by Eyeces on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 05:58:00 PST |
Why’s Of Men |
Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have e...
Posted by Eyeces on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 04:54:00 PST |
Dear Dad Letter |
I know this is an old joke but wanted to put it here anyway even if it is just to remind us that there are worst things then it being Monday already *chuckles*
A father passing by his son's bedroom, w...
Posted by Eyeces on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:48:00 PST |
Scotsman |
Someone e-mailed this to me and it was funny.
A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman shouts " Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos...
Posted by Eyeces on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 01:32:00 PST |
Return To Me |
This is poem written by CydSA, on Sherrilyn Kenyon's Dark-Hunter BBS. I loved the poem and thought I'll share it here.
So what if my soul screams denial, I won't give up my dream. I...
Posted by Eyeces on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 12:19:00 PST |
The Atonement Child |
This weekend I finished reading Francine Rivers's The Atonement Child.
I don't know if any of you have read it before but for me, it was a stunning book. It deals with one of the hardest, most contrav...
Posted by Eyeces on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 04:18:00 PST |
POTENTIAL VS REALITY |
This is a funny e-mail someone send me and I thought it would be fun to share it.
youngest son:
"Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially" and "reality"?"
Dad:
"I will show you."
Dad...
Posted by Eyeces on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 01:13:00 PST |
Missing out |
So I'm at my new job and it's almost time to go home. I finaly got done with all the back dragged filing so bounced in here to catch up on all the latest news and happenings.
But my heart crampe...
Posted by Eyeces on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:02:00 PST |
