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Captain Zeep

Scariest image ever? A black man with blonde dreadlocks.

About Me

Oh, please, just....walk the other way, please, save your ass a WORLD of hurt. It'll keep my boot clean..... ..This profile was edited with MySpace Help - Profile Creator and Editor MySpace Profile Help!

My Interests

Playing guitar, and some video games here and there, provided they have a great story to them. Death, Destruction, Hatred, Violence, Filth, and Greed (I keed). The crusty shit that gets stuck in your eye in the morning. The mind and it's many potential traumas and afflictions. Studying Existentialism. Learning about certain philosophies and definitions of what we do and why.

I'd like to meet:

Your maker, so I can stomp him or her into the dirt and then demand what the FUCK they were thinking when they conjured you up and shat you out. I'll continually be updating this section if I see any person or character that I think would be useful in any situation I see fit. So far, they are as follows: Rasputin ('cause you can't kill him), Bullet Tooth Tony, Bulldozer, Bruce Lee, The MC5 (to kick out the jams, motherfucker), Iggy Pop(AND the stooges to back him up, even the dead one, we can always use a zombie), Oderus Urungus, Beefcake The Mighty, Balsac the Jaws Of Death, Flattus Maximus, Jizmak Da Gusha, Slymenstra Hymen, Guitar Wolf, Bass Wolf, Drum Wolf, Ryu Hayabusa, Deadpool, Tyler Durden, The Maxx, Eddie The 'Ead, Henry Rollins, Beatrix Kiddo, S.Y.L. to melt my face and that's all for now...

Music:

Strapping Young Lad, Devin Townsend Band, Bill Laswell, Buckethead, Mindless Self Indulgence, Gorillaz, Daft Punk, Fear, The Ramones, some Guns N' Roses, Iron Maiden, The Doors, Blur, Outkast, Lots of old school hip hop, System Of A Down, some Slipknot, The Clash, The Sex Pistols, George Clinton And The Parliament Funkadelic, Cake, some of The Strokes, Andrew WK, Dead Kennedys, some AC/DC, Peace Orchestra, Lou Reed, some Bob Dylan, The Velvet Underground, Pulp, Rob D, Sonata Arctica, Thin Lizzy, Yes, The Vandals, Violent Femmes, GWAR, Generation X, Adam And The Ants, Corky And the Juice Pigs, Aphex Twin, Beck, Blue Man Group, Queen, DVDA, Nine Inch Nails, FLCL soundtrack, Atom And His Package, Iggy Pop And The Stooges, LCD Soundsystem, Lords Of Acid, MC Chris, Prodigy, Billy Idol, Beastie Boys, Henry Rollins Band or his spoken word, Black Flag, David Bowie, Lots of other late 60's/70's Rock, Chemical Brothers, Led Zeppelin, MC5, LARD, and that's just the tip of the spear...

Movies:

Any movie about feudal Japan that was made in the early 1900s, Any Standup show or album by Bill Hicks, Any George Carlin Standup, Richard Jeni Standup, Robin Williams Standup, Zhang Yimou Movies, Bruce Lee Movies, A good decent anime movie that doesn't have any rabid fans that dress up like characters from it(fucking naruto), A LOT of movies from the IFC or Sundance channel, Velvet Goldmine, Vanishing Point, Trainspotting, Audition, Guy Ritchie films, Quentin Tarantino films, Takashi Miike films, and a lot more I'm missing that I can't think of just now...

Television:

Almost ANY show from [Adult Swim], The Sundance Channel, The IFC, most TV shows suck these days. Network Television is the product of an ingenius madman that plans to brainwash the planet through awful programming that systematically lowers the standards of humanity and alters the psyche of the masses on subtle levels but is still effective in reducing intelligence and also raises apathy. South park is good, though. MTV SHOULD BE DESTROYED AND KURT LODER SHOULD BE DRAGGED BY HIS INTESTINES THROUGH THE STREETS OF NEW YORK.

Books:

Hagakure, Bushido, The Unfettered Mind, Zen And The Art Of Motorcycle Maintenence, The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, The Fuck-Up, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, UZUMAKI, The Adventures Of Musashi Miyamoto, Kirkegaard, Illusions: Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, I Feel Sick, Squee!, Haunted, The Alphabet Of Manliness, and that's all I can think of right now...

Heroes:

Psht. ME, of course. No, I keed. But here's one: Xiahou Dun, warrior in ancient China, (pronouced Shyah-hoo­ Doon) was one of Lord Cao Cao's best generals and friend (Cao Cao was the ruler of the Wei Kingdom). He was also Cao Cao's cousin. He killed a ruffian whom insulted his master, escaped to the north and joined Cao Cao when the coaliation against Dong Zhuo began.Xiahou Dun was a very fast attacker and could never be caught off-guard, he dueled Guan Yu, Zhao Yun, and Pang De in a draw, along with his brother Xiahou Yuan, Xu Huang, Xu Chu, Dian Wei, Yu Jin and Yue Jin, they forced Lu Bu into a flight.In a battle with one of Lu Bu's officers, Gao Shun, Cao Xing snuck up quite close, and struck him in his left eye with an arrow. 'Essence of my Father, blood of my Mother, I cannot throw this away!' he shouted, then removing the eye from the arrow, and eating it. He drew a spear, and drove it into a surprised Cao Xing's face. He was relied heavily on by Cao Cao, and was often called the 'One eyed brave warrior.' He died of illness in 220, the same year as Cao Cao.In history record he is a very generous and couragous general. Although Xiahou Dun was a military general, he personally invited his teacher to his camp for guidance so that he can carry on his studies. He was a prudent man to himself and generous to others. He did not enjoy keeping a wealthy estate so whenever he had extra income he gave them to the masses, and whenever there was a shortage he took from the treasury. He became supreme general (highest rank of general) after Cao Cao became the Wei king and was given the honorable title of loyal duke after his death. And my friends. You all PALE in comparison to each of them.

My Blog

FUCK big brother, PEPSI is watching...

Here's something I found on wikipedia. Did you know the pepsi corp. also owns KFC? And taco bell, I think.Pepsi was banned from import in India in 1970 for having refused to release the list of its in...
Posted by Captain Zeep on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:23:00 PST

Holy fuck, an actual entry. The rapture cometh...

I've noticed over the last 6 years or so that more and more kids are not using English correctly, especially in this country. Now, I'm no shining example of using it in such a way that it's always per...
Posted by Captain Zeep on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:55:00 PST

Whargoul. Chapter Three. Part One.

My first life had begun in Stalingrad, 50 years ago. I have memories of other lives before then, but they are ancient and fused with murk. I think I had been dead a long time. Maybe they didn't need m...
Posted by Captain Zeep on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:41:00 PST

Whargoul. Chapter 2. Part One.

New York. Not the nice part, the theme park, the glittering lie. The shit-hole. I roam the streets, gazing at the ruined lives, and I wonder why. How can they live like this? The city is beyond mana...
Posted by Captain Zeep on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:15:00 PST

IN YO FACE! IN YO FAT ELEPHANT-HUMPING FACE!!

Here's a little something I found on 4chan.... Dear President Bush, Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's law. I have learned a great deal from you and try to share that kno...
Posted by Captain Zeep on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 01:21:00 PST

I WANT OUT OF THIS ALTERNATE REALITY, IT'S NOT FUN ANYMORE!!!

"God told me to strike at Al-Qaida and I struck them, and then He instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the middle east" - G.W. Bush 6/26/03Th...
Posted by Captain Zeep on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 01:56:00 PST

You shut your WHORE MOUTH!!!

Dear Jehova's Witnesses,Shut up. Go away. You're like gnats on a camping trip.Thank you.
Posted by Captain Zeep on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 01:50:00 PST

Whargoul. Chapter One. Part One.

I walk into the restaurant that is about to be bombed. It is a Polish diner, well known for its cabbage rolls. Choosing a seat with a solid wall behind me, I sit down just as the bomb detonates. The w...
Posted by Captain Zeep on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 02:17:00 PST

WHO'S HOUSE?! RUN'S HOUSE!!

WWHTD?What Would Hunter Thompson Do?In the most dire of situations is when I ask myself this question, and it usually leads me to do the most out of line shit I can think of, though I'm not on any ill...
Posted by Captain Zeep on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 05:47:00 PST

KILL WHITEY

Now this is the story all about howMy life got flipped, turned upside downAnd Id like to take a minute to suck my codIll tell you how I shot myself because someone stole my i-podIn west Rochester whe...
Posted by Captain Zeep on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 02:59:00 PST