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Francis

Clams no make trouble to anybody!

About Me

I'm 27 years old, I'm getting fatter, I like to be active when everyone is tired and be super lazy when people tell me to do stuff! I live with my parents, I don't have a lot of money now because I spent my life savings to buy a sony psp. My friends go out all the time without me, they even going on a trip to japan without me too! I don't know why...... Maybe because I mean to them and call them stupid all the time and make fun of them to make up for my low self-esteem. I remember when all the mahu's used to play volleyball at school and they would always hit the ball to me and the rest of the nerds. Girls never used to like me too because they thought I was too nice or gay! Now all the pretty girls I used to like are married or have kids! Only get chance with Todd now or Chad Nakamura. Chad would guarantee ditch his chic for go cruise with me except if we was going play street fighter. Then I would have to kick his ass because he when cheat in tenth grade when he when make 847 sonic booms on the fucking screen and I couldn't move! What a cheat...so I never be his friend for two years until he gave a jackson chameleon to my braddah! Ernest is a panty Sang is a dumbshit too! Thats why I like clams, they don't make trouble and you can eat them too!

My Interests

i like to walk around once in awhile! I lay down for a long time too. Sometimes I sit down in the corner and makes soft noises that only I can hear by myself. I like to think of funny jokes and just bust out laughing. All the people look at me after that. I think they shocked because I'm special! I like animals and girls too. I guess they pretty much the same thing! k-den

I'd like to meet:

Optimus Prime or the Kool-Aid man! Optimus because he can lick everybody that makes trouble to me. Kool-Aid Man because he can make drinks when I get thirsty plus I can sell the Kool-Aid when it gets hot like summertime!

Music:

brisco county jr

Movies:

back to the future, zoolander, Todd's porno

Books:

clifford the big red dog one fish to fish, red fish blue fish Curious George goes to the Zoo

Heroes:

captain caveman, bizarro, rick hunter, optimus prime, aniken skywalker, and last but not least daddy!

My Blog

Seceret Santa

This goes out to the lucky fuck who got me for secerat santa! I would like a nice soft blanket that doesn't fall apart where the tiny hairs fly up your nose, a sponge bob season of dvd's, a real store...
Posted by Francis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST