I LOVE FUNFAIRS!!!!! :)))) Unusual Hotels-
www.unusualhotelsoftheworld.com-Interior Design-Buying big run down houses in Mayfair & returning them to their former glory-Singers- Music-
Long drives in fast cars-Cats-Artistic People- Bad Girls with Good hearts- JELLY TOTS- STRAWBERRY CHEWITS- STRAWBERRY HUBBA BUBBA-Fizzy Ribena-JAFFA CAKES (I eat them in a bizzare way)-LAMBORGHINI'S!!..I have 3!! & I ALSO LIKE OTHER SUPERCARS...I HAVE 7 IN TOTAL..I KEEP SAYING THIS IS MY LAST ONE, BUT THEN I SEE ANOTHER ONE & I JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT..MY OBSESSION HAS BECOME A VERY EXPENSIVE HABIT LOL, BUT HEY WHO WANTS A LAMBO WHEN YOU'RE 80 RIGHT?-
I'm not interested in weirdos but for some unknown reason they tend to flock to me like flies. It's like I have a flashing neon sign in my Hotel saying "WEIRDOS WELCOME". But I don't!
Have a look:
Casablanca Nights
Funky Zebra
Enter the Dragon
Indian Summer
War & Peace
Monochrome Marilyn
Better red then dead
Diamonds are forever
And finally grab a dink in the cosy Silver Salon
Mr. Ferruccio Lamborghini (RIP)- Che Guevara (RIP)- Muhammad Ali (Met him)- Natasha Poly (Mmmmmm) Jessica Alba (working on it)- My Old Headmaster (who said I'd always be a loser haha)-
Across The Border apart from trance & classical
Grease- The Taking Of Pelham 123- On The Waterfront- The Green Mile- The Great Escape- Shawshank Redemption- Any Marx Brothers movies- Shaft- Lock, Stock, & 2 Smoking Barrels- Papillon- Midnight Cowboy- The Godfather Trilogy Back To The Future 1,2,3- Resovoir Dogs- Pulp Fiction- Scarface- The Elephant Man (made me cry)- Scum- Borat- The Italian Job (You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!)-
The Prisoner- I'm Alan Partride AHAAAA!- Cheaters- Sgt Bilko- Bottom- Citizen Smith- (Big Up for the Tooting Popular Front!) Any Dating shows- Ali G- The Eurovision Song Contest- Miss World- Roots- Starsky & Hutch- (Huggy Bear is my good mate) Rhubarb & Custard- Mr Bean- Top Cat- George & Mildred- Rising Damp- Fawlty Towers-(As a Hotelier I relate in so many ways to Basil Fawlty)- Homes Under The Hammer (plug for my mate Martin Roberts who presents it)- No but really it's a good show if you're into Property Developing- Top Gear- Oh yeah & My TV Show "No Vacancies", as soon as I get it commissioned,PRODUCTION CO'S/TV CHANNELS CONTACT ME!!
Chairman Mao's Little Red Book- The Beano Annual 1989- All the Hotel Guides that Pavilion is featured in-
Beau Brummell (I own his house in Mayfair!!)I'm The Dandy Highway man who you're too scared to mention.
I spend my cash on looking flash & grabbing your attention.
The Devil take your stereo & your record collection.
The way you look so qualified for next years old age pension.
STAND & DELIVER...YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE..HAA!
Celebrities at The Pavilion:
Brian Ferry in the"Honky Tonk Afro" room
Craig David in the "Cosmic Girl" room
Jarvis Cocker in the "Secret Garden" room
Kate Beckinsale in the "Green With Envy" room
Naomi Campbell & friends in the "Enter The Dragon" room
The Sugababes & James Dean Bradfield (lead singer of the Manic Street Preachers" in the "Honky Tonk Afro" room