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brandy

I said his Bow TIE is really a CaMera! *****S&G

About Me

I'm originally from Indiana and am now living in Marina Del Rey with this lovely sassy view of the gas station!

Yesterday, I saw the gas station man get attacked by a dog while trying to fix a car. Don't worry he's okay.

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I welcome any conversation with anyone who: Lives by a gas station, like me! Likes Frank Zappa or is willing to like FZ. Anyone super random and sassy.

Some people crave baseball -- I find this unfathomable -- but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing a **bassoon. ***Frank Zappa! But I would change that to **bass clarinet! I play that and it rocks the house!

Online Virtual Gallery. Original Acrylic and oil paintings, ceramics, and drawings.


My Interests

I call this On a rope.

I'd like to meet:

I love my new picture! Yay, Sofa's! It's called, "DAS SOFA."

My cute new puppy! His name is: BUCKET!

Music:

  • Frank Zappa.
  • Sugarcubes.
    • NIN.
  • King Crimson.
  • Radiohead.
  • Flaming Lips. (HEATHER, Do you remember that time we snuck back stage and took the Flaming Lips beer caps????)
  • Poster Children.
  • VooDoo Glow Skulls.
  • Dead Milkmen.
  • Yes
  • Bjork
  • Portishead
  • PJ Harvey.
  • King Missle
  • Lush
  • Jeff Beck.
  • Terry BOZZIO!
  • The Mars Volta
  • Genesis
  • Chainsaw Kittens.
  • Sly and the Family Stone
  • The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
    • NIN
  • Gorillaz
  • My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
  • Porcupine Tree
  • Tool

    • Movies:

    Frida is my favorite movie right now. Almost Famous. Donnie Darko. Blade Runner. American Beauty.

    Television:

    Six Feet Under.

    Books:

    Charles Bukowsi. Kurt Vonnegut. Phillip K. Dick. This is my tri-fecta of the best authors ever.

    I just read, Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris. It was so funny and sassy!

    Heroes:

    I love Sassy Chan's!!!

    Quotes I enjoy from Frank Zappa:

    You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.


    Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

    My Blog

    WHY?

    So today I am out walking Bucket.... let me stress the WALK part. He is walking. And I see this baby carriage thing. So I peek inside and its a furry baby with 4 legs, and black curly hair and it bark...
    Posted by brandy on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:51:00 PST

    Laxative Chocolate YUMMY!

    Today some of the kids in my class wrote a commercial for laxative chocolate and then we filmed it. I think they are on to something here.... not only will it make you poo when you need to BUT its cho...
    Posted by brandy on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:00:00 PST

    A new traveller has come to the gas station!

    Today I spotted a new traveller parked outside of the gas station. Who is he? Why has he come and the BIGGEST QUESTION OF ALL... Why did he bring his sofa? How did he get it on that shopping cart? ...
    Posted by brandy on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:54:00 PST

    Jannnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

    Once upon a time I was working down at the pawn shop with this poofy haired lady named Jan. Envision a 40 something, looking fifty, hair helmeted, make up encladed Lee jean wearing pawn warrior and th...
    Posted by brandy on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 06:04:00 PST

    Tales from the Gas Station: Don't fight gas station dudes!

    Today two of the gas station men were fighting over a mustang. Whose mustang is it? Who gets the $500? No one knows. This may be tied in with the fire truck incident from awhile ago. hmmmm.......
    Posted by brandy on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 05:18:00 PST

    HOLLA! If you love the parachute!

    Today at PE we played with the Parachute! It was so fun... it gave me the memories of Mr. Magintee my old PE teacher who was so awesome and sassy. Yay parachute! Holla if you love the parachute too!...
    Posted by brandy on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:47:00 PST

    Tales from the Gas Station

    Last night the fire trucks came to THE GAS STATION. Why did they come? Maybe its this white van... maybe they are spies for Ooomatu. Its a good thing the firemen came. I feel much safer. I was ho...
    Posted by brandy on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:39:00 PST