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Sars

All you know about me is what I sold you.

About Me

I'm rude, crude, and socially unacceptable, and that's why you should love me.In addition to that, I work non stop 5 days a week. I don't like working. I like the beach. I'm much less grouchy when it's warm out. I watch football on Sundays. When it's on. Which it's not now but it's OK because I have a house to clean which is a job that seems to be neverending. I play fantasy football and I was #1 all year until the stupid #4 guy won the first preseason game. I'm also domesticized. I like to cook and bake. I've been vegan for awhile now and I love it. So no, I don't need any lectures on how you NEED meat blah blah blah because I don't give a SHIT about what YOU eat. I feel fabulous and super egotistical right now, I think it's because of spring. Whatever, I'm awesome. Also, I don't appreciate being crossed. I don't forgive easily.I'm trying to do hobbies now. Breaking away from the TV.Oh, and I will always always always love Gwar. They were my first favorite band, my first tattoo, and my favorite fucking shit ever. Yeah. 12 years of Gwar loving. Longest relationship EVER.I like my friends, I like to attempt drinking in moderation, I love my NEW car (RIP Tyrone, you may be totaled but I loved you too), I like tattoos (but NOT yours), I like working out sometimes, and I've been known to even like my boyfriend on occasion, but most likely I will not like you. Really.I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

The beach, tattoos, all my Volvos, past and present, pedicures, beer, drinking on the beach, not working, reading, art stuff, cats, football, revenge

I'd like to meet:

No one. I have enough friends. And they're way more awesome than anyone else I could meet. So don't try. Why? Because 95% of the people I don't know are really effing stupid. Even some of the ones I do know, but I keep them around for sentimental reasons.

Music:

It changes weekly. Britney Spears, Tenacious D, Violent Femmes, Tool, CKY, Outkast, Bloodhound Gang, Gwar, Blood for Blood, Reverend Horton Heat, The Cure, Sublime, Toadies, The Cult, Madonna, Nine Inch Nails, Old Michael Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Eagles of Death Metal, Kylie Minogue, Leslie Hall

Movies:

Top Gun, Orgasmo, Night at the Roxbury, 200 Cigarettes, The Simpsons Movie, Phallus in Wonderland

Television:

Nip/Tuck, the Simpsons, Grey's Anatomy, NFL, Beverly Hills 90210, LOST!, America's Next Top Model, So You Think You Can Dance, and ohhh.... Rock of Love. Yeah, I know. I'm lame.

Books:

I read A LOT. So I don't really have any favorites. I like british chick lit, mostly, because it's funny and clever, and it's not a stupid harlequin romance. Oh, and I'm also kind of obsessed with JFK, so I read a lot about him. Oh, and trashy teen novels on the beach. So what if it's about teenagers? There's sex and cursing <3 Gossip Girl <3 (the books)

Heroes:

My kitty. He knows how to relax.

My Blog

Vacation, all I ever wanted

This is the LONGEST WAIT FOR A VACATION EVEEEEEER. Fucking hell. One more long ass sloooow day of work. Ai chihuahua.
Posted by Sars on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 07:17:00 PST

Tool

Is totally fucking awesome live. Holy crap.
Posted by Sars on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:45:00 PST

I think I'm going to stay in bed for the rest of my life.

Really. I am. If I get a mini fridge then I can just watch football and get drunk by myself and lose another football pool.
Posted by Sars on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 08:26:00 PST

a bunch of BS

I AM FUCKING SICK AGAIN. Whoever keeps giving me colds, I will hunt you down and cut you with a rusty spoon. I am miserable, I am PMSing, and I have not had a cigarette in THREE DAYS. I want to die.
Posted by Sars on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 06:55:00 PST

I'm leaving

For a whole week. I need a vacation like whoa. I hope my car doesn't break down or I get into a horrible accident or something shitty. I'm so excited.
Posted by Sars on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 02:45:00 PST

I'm hurtin'

Whoever says that getting your wisdom teeth out is no big deal is full of SHIT. My face is twice it's size, I'm writhing in pain, and I can't eat for shit. Vicodin isn't really helping. How about ...
Posted by Sars on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New car, part II

So *I* got a new car too. Eat that, Lishy poo. Plus, I have leather seats and a sunroof. AND.... A/C! I think I deserve it after 4 and a half years of sweating my non existant balls off. Key...
Posted by Sars on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm a retard.

So I keep saying no more Jager. But apparently I don't mean it because I KEEP FUCKING DRINKING JAGER. I'm sick of waking up drunk and going to work. Jager is fucking evil. Oh, and I still need a n...
Posted by Sars on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I fucking hate cars.

Hi. My transmission just died. I have no car. I hate life.
Posted by Sars on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stupid hurricanes

I think two hurricanes is enough. How gay is three? Ivan is the best name so far, so it has to be the most brutal. So much for a relaxing end to summer. So I learned how to board up a house. Big w...
Posted by Sars on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST