Scotty profile picture

Scotty

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

This is some funny shit!!! See what you get muthafucker!!

Get your own free cool template at Myspace Layout Generator
Take one of our : Gun MySpace Layouts

My Interests

Let's see. As far as my intrests go, I love almost anything to do with the outdoors. I scuba dive, fish, snowboard, mountain bike, camp, ride horses, motorycles, and shoot (imagine that, a firearms instructor that likes to shoot, crazy I know!). None of which I do enough to suit me, but hey, life's a bitch. As for indoor's, working out,pool, darts, binge drinking and other things.......

I'd like to meet:

People that can be serious when needed, but still know how to have fun.

Music:

Almost everything. Rock, Rap, Country, and even some Classical.

Movies:

Scarface, Midnight Run, Full Metal Jacket, Seven, The Waterboy, Jaws, Mr. Brooks, Superbad, True Romance, A Few Good Men.

Television:

Court TV, CSI Vegas (not that Miami shit), the try-out episodes of American Idol (those morons crack me up).

Books:

Anything by Michael Connelly. John Gresham, too.

Heroes:

People that run to the sound of gunfire to help others. Those who overcome their fear and keep pressing forward. Anyone that sticks around in a difficult situation and lives up to their responsibilities.

My Blog

Things You Can Say On Thanksgiving That Sound Dirty

1.   Talk about a huge breast!2.   Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.3.   It's Cool Whip time!4.   If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!5.  &n...
Posted by Scotty on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 12:17:00 PST

Rules

Now here are the rules from the male side.Please note... these are all numbered "1" on purpose.1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.W...
Posted by Scotty on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 11:59:00 PST

The Code of the Retrosexual

The Code of the RetrosexualA Retrosexual, no matter what the women insists, PAYS FOR THE GODDAMN DATE.A Retrosexual opens doors for a lady.  Even for the ones that fit that term only because ...
Posted by Scotty on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 11:54:00 PST