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Tommy Muhfukin Deluxe®

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Some folks might say that I’m no good
That I wouldn’t settle down if I could
But when that open road starts to callin’ me
There’s somethin’ o’er the hill that I gotta see
Sometimes it’s hard but you gotta understand
When the lord made me, he made a ramblin’ man.
I love to see the towns a-passin’ by
And to ride these rails ’neath god’s blue sky
Let me travel this land from the mountains to the sea
’cause that’s the life I believe he meant for me
And when I’m go-one and at my grave you stand
Just say God called home your ramblin’ man.
~Hank Sr.
I’ve made mistakes, I’ve been a bastard, I’ve been a bitch. But who hasn’t? You pay your dues and learn from your mistakes and try to keep your head up. I think the most important thing that I’ve learned over the years is that when it comes to your friends it’s a ride ‘til you die thing. Friends are family and family is priceless.
I’m the kind of dog who doesn’t stay on the porch for long. I like to roam. It’s in my blood to move. I’ve got wanderlust like in a bad way and it’s not going away anytime soon.
I’ve got my eyes on the prize and the big time and I will not stop until I’m there. And even then I won’t stop. I’m aggressive in all things and I have a hunger that is hard to satisfy.I've had alot of time to play and now it’s time to go to work. I have an ambition that can’t be crushed, a level of confidence that will not falter, and a vision that is strong. There are those who may be better then me and that’s ok. It’s not my job to defeat all comers. It’s my job to best myself over and over again until I am the man that I want to be and in the place where I am supposed to be. I know what I want and I will get it. No question.
I have issues, faults, and vices, but they are mine and they are all bought and paid for.
Love me or hate me I am what I am and who I am.
“Regrets. I have a few. Then again; too few to mention” ~Frank Sinatra
My passions are my words, my art, my film, big booties, my family, my friends, driving fast in slow cars, round booties, my cat, my games, good times, good friends, and thick, round, juicy, big ol booties.
The Quiz Section
You're "Handsome Devil"! A little B-side
that turned out to be one of The Smiths' best
songs, you thrash around naughtily and act like
sex on wheels.
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How to make a Tommy Muhfukin Deluxe
Ingredients:
5 parts I-don't-give-a-fuck
5 parts ambition
3 parts ego
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little lustfulness if desired!
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My Interests


Deadliest Crabs!!

I am posting this against my better judgment. While I do love to play Kool-Aid Jones I don't like seeing myself in "action". Especially in a bad bit. And trust me...this is a BAD bit.But it's got a few funny parts. Enjoy.



Chronic Bitch Dependency

It's no laughing matter.

If you ever wanted to do anything with your life LISTEN to this!!!!

For years people have called me crazy when I have told them about the very real threat of a major zombie attack on U.S. soil.
Despite countless references from various historical and literary texts, thinly veiled "declassified" government documents, and credible eyewitness accounts, the existence of zombies is STILL scoffed at.
But don't take my word for it; here it is right from the floor of the House. Keep in mind that when this man says "classified" he is talking about the undead.

Italian Spiderman Trailer
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Ok. Where to start....
I have an interest in serial killers. Not sure why. I've just always been interested in what makes them tick. For the most part serial killers are the nicest people you'll ever meet...unless they're in the middle of killing you in which case you may think less of them.
Art and music, music and art. Anything that causes a person to create is a good thing. There is no such thing as "bad art" just stupid people who don't understand what they are looking at.
I'm also very interested in laughing and enjoying what's left of my life. If they can't take a joke, fuck 'em. I'll laugh enough for both of us as you worry and stress yourself into an early grave. And when it's my time to take the last nap I'll be laughing at all you sonsabitches who have to pay my bills.
Puppies. I like puppies.
Skateboarding. Yep. Still do it. Everyday. Been doing it for over 15 years and I still suck. But who cares? I'm not trying to be Hawk. I just like to ride.
I'm interested in a united Ireland and I'm really quite interested in seeing England getting the FUCK out of there.
Spoken word, slam, poetry. Whatever you want to call it I love it. I do it, I listen to it, I love it. It's painting with words. And when it's done well it's like nothing you've ever heard before.
Japanese oddities. Like this...

Girls who eat and look like they eat.
TV and radio. Love it or hate it mass media is a great and powerful thing and I love being able to use it as I see fit.
Also interested in religion. Don't ever get me started on that topic. Not unless you've got alot of time on your hands.

I have more interests but why blow the whole load here...

I'd like to meet:

Lemmy Kilmister, Hef, your mom.

Music:

Too many bands, too many artists to list. If it rocks I like it. If it can pick me up and move me around I like it. If it evokes an emotion of some kind I like it. Check my friends list for some of my favorites.
I go from Frank Sinatra to Motorhead to The Cramps to Hank Williams Sr. to Guitar Wolf to MC Lyte to Brian Setzer to The World Famous Crawlspace Brothers to The Cure and back around to Frank. Like I said...if it moves me I like it.

Movies:

Same as with the music. But for the most part.....
any and all Tim Burton films
Russ Meyer flix
Star Wars
any and all horror films (mostly the "bad" ones [see Troma]) especially the old Universal monster flix and Japanese horror flix
Anything with Gary Oldman and/or Bruce Willis
Just about anything black and white
The good old JD and exploitation flix
I'll have to keep adding to this. I love movies so this could go on for a while

Television:

This one is easy....
Cartoon Network ([adult swim] and pretty much all of the toons on CN)
Comedy Central
Japanese Comedy

Books:

See: Movies and Music.
Far too many to list. I read books like I listen to music or watch movies. But for the most part I stick to the fiction section of my local book store unless I'm looking for a new book about serial killers or someones god/gods

Heroes:

My heros are the people who do what they do and stay on their own path. The people who are loved for exactly who and what they are no questions asked.

My Blog

Ask Tommy. Ep1

I get asked advice quite often...why I have no idea. I usually don't follow my own advice but it seems to work for other people. So I figured why not start posting the adivce I give to people so that ...
Posted by Tommy Muhfukin Deluxe® on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:52:00 PST

Got about an hour of sleep

I don’t know how I’m going to do the show today. Not even sure if I can make it through the full 4 hours. I feel like I’ve hit a brick wall that I can’t get over, under, or aro...
Posted by Tommy Muhfukin Deluxe® on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 04:27:00 PST

No Im not ok

This is a bitch post so feel free to skip it.I'm tired, sick as a dog, bored as fuck at this remote, emotionally twisted because some people don't want to talk about important shit that needs to be ta...
Posted by Tommy Muhfukin Deluxe® on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 04:03:00 PST

I DO NOT take the rap

Well it seems I’m being punished and/or ignored for something I didn’t do. Trust me when I tell you that this sort of thing doesn’t work on me. I like the silent treatment. But what...
Posted by Tommy Muhfukin Deluxe® on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:50:00 PST

Wanderlust Pt 1

So as some of you may or may not know I have recieved an oportunity to move to Europe for a while. No I’m not on the run from the law and no I don’t need to leave the US because of my big ...
Posted by Tommy Muhfukin Deluxe® on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:41:00 PST

Secret Message

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Posted by Tommy Muhfukin Deluxe® on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:42:00 PST

You ever have one of those days?

One of those days where you feel weak and depressed over shit you know shouldn’t bother you? One of those days where your emotions get the best of you and you can’t seem to get them in che...
Posted by Tommy Muhfukin Deluxe® on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 04:35:00 PST

And I thought MY ego was big...

I had a nice little gift dropped into my lap several weeks ago. We'll call it my little toy boat. As each new day comes and goes I take my little toy boat out for a spin and I look for leaks. And boy...
Posted by Tommy Muhfukin Deluxe® on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:14:00 PST

May 8th 1987 Don't FORGET!!!


Posted by Tommy Muhfukin Deluxe® on Sat, 05 May 2007 05:17:00 PST

Aren't You Glad You're Not That Stupid! "Gerbil Rocket"

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomasze...
Posted by Tommy Muhfukin Deluxe® on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:26:00 PST