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Stewie

Stewie Griffin

About Me

My, my cheeks are pinchable, my bottom is smooth, my laugh is heartwarming. Aha ha ha ha ho ho ho! What's that? I certainly am not overreacting!

My Interests

world domination baby!..oh and of course...matricide! Blueberries! Oh, oh my G ... oh, that's better than sex!

I'd like to meet:

You know, it is so fashionable to take a shot at Jay Leno. Look, the fact is the man is out there every bloody night with fresh material and he's charming.

Television:

I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."....well..what do u think I love?..Family GUy...u fool!!

Books:

of course the Bible-" My my, what a thumping good read, lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two by fours. I'll say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh!"

Heroes:

why the hell should you care?