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Goblin Bob

The way to a man's heart is through his rib-cage.

About Me

I'm a Goblin. I essentially do what ever the fuck I want. You might think I'm a narcissist or some silly shit like that: but the way I see it, I'm the coolest cat I know and deserve to be satisfied.

My Interests

Blunts, 40s and bitches.

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent, happy, and attractive people; so I can take em' down a notch with my special brand of cynicism and emotional brutality.

Music:

Songs about blunts, 40s, and bitches.

Movies:

Movies about blunts, 40s, and bitches.

Television:

The Price is Right and Gilligans Island -- everything else, in some way, is a rip-off of themes played out on these two shows. Just think about it!

Books:

Stories about blunts, 40s, and bitches. So almost never.

Heroes:

The guy who invented blunts, 40s, and bitches.