Aaaaahhh...Sarasota. The beaches...the weather...the elderly population failing to yield when entering the freeway *nostalgic sigh*. Fortunately, I have found a wee niche in academia as an Admissions Counselor.
I'm super complex and multifaceted; Silly, mischievous and...and...DORKY!! There...that's the word; the one thing that permeates my entire being.
Loooove to dance to house and trance…with a smattering of hip-hop here and there. I'm a freak-a-doo when it comes to cartoons. Anime is my fav but who can deny the grandeur of good 'ol Looney Tunes? Animaniacs is another good one.
Physically attracted to certain men (twinks), so I guess that pushes me from metrosexual to bisexual.
I'm Very sensitive (need and give epic amounts of tenderness and affection), which is a blessing and a curse. I wear my heart on my sleeve in romantic relationships, but I like to think it just represents the depth of my understanding and sensitivity. I.e. I expect what I give, and vice versa.
I’m practically obsessed with giving compliments. In fact, when I have a girlfriend, I compliment her so much you'd think I'm earnin' commission! "You're beautiful!" cha-ching! *cash register sound*.
I place a high premium on the ability to be direct but gentle and constructive at the same time; the ability to maintain one's convictions but be compassionate. One can be honest without being brutal about it.
I Love to shop and few things make me grin quite like participating in rampant consumerism. For example, I’ll look high and low for hours for the right pair of shoes (working with a meager 15 pairs at the moment *sigh*).
I can also whip up just about anything in the kitchen given enough time, ingredients, and fire extinguishing fluid.
I have a lifelong passion for cultural artifacts and creepy crawly critters and my favorite topics of discussion are life sciences, philosophy, and religion. Okay, okay...talking about sexuality and relationships is fun too ; )
Well-traveled:
Most of the "lower 48," Alaska, Mexico and Canada;
Lived in Belize for 3 months;
The Dominican Republic for a year and a half (Peace Corps);
And Kenya for 6 months.
While I was in Belize I caught and catalogued coral snakes, radio tracked black howler monkeys, and spent a night in the largest temple of the Mayan ruins of Tikal. I've also partied like a villain in Ibiza, Spain.
And now this epic description has come to end. Hope you at least got a laugh or maybe considered a career in clinical psychology because of it *pensively stroking imaginary beard* May your endeavors be fruitful!! *yoda voice*
