I enjoy driving the long way to school. I like laughing when girl dogs hump boys dogs. I go to the movies by myself. I am going to be a doctor. I hope my time to marry is when it's legal for everyone. I like helping people find a good movie to watch. I watch the Seahawks play because my mom and I used to watch them together. I have a new love for cooking, but lack a kitchen. I believe anyone who wants to buy a car for over $50,000 must be required to spend 2 weeks of their time in a third world impoverished country. I have paid for a drink at the bar with money from a Canadian toilet. I believe we are all gods in the making. I have learned to appreciate the sunrise, but miss watching the sunset on the left side of the country. I have seen buried cadillacs. I can undo buttons and zippers on jeans with my teeth. I enjoy eating waffles in the morning on my dad's dock. I wonder why the Holocaust happened. I have walked downtown London at 3am. I have driven for days and eaten a Shell station diet. Because you've read this, I am a part of your history.
