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The Dirty Dollars

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Icons Collage MySpace Editor Photo Collage MySpace Backgrounds Glitter GraphicsBEERS Current mood: hornyIt all started over a tall frothy cool one(it was quite long and luxurious).Brendan was talking himself up, Matt was picking his nose and Red was shitting in a cereal bowl, which he later consumed, and the band manager Estelle was giving us shit. while we were sitting in the sun getting a tan we decided to get out the old acoustic and pots and pans to make a tender meal of music and vegetables. it wasn't till three days later we realised how good we were and decided to get a little serious. so the next day when we hit the stage at the entertainment centre, I mean Wembly stadium, Red fell of the stage and Matt drank too many beers and shat his pants, and Brendan, well he had to go it alone. Early the next day we were kicked off our record label and were forced into prostitution to pay for our trip back. Drumtech Nathan Dick did most of the work for us, he really enjoyed it. All up we made 5.75. Two days later at Drumtech Nathan Dick's funeral Brendan got raped by the priest, he enjoyed that one it was quite spiritual. Lucy this is Pete Mortel put Harry on the horn.. ........ . ... . .. .. .. . . .. ... ... . .... ................. . .. .......................... . . . . . .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. . .. .. .. .. . .. ............................................ .. .. .. .... .. .. .. ... .. .. . .. ............................................................ ............................................................ .................................... ............ ............................................................ ....................... . .. . .. .. . ... .. .. ...... ............................................................ ......................................................... ................... and we all lived happily ever after in a castle in the sky, with lots of PIE......................................................... ..................................................I WANT 2 HAVE SEX ON THE BEACH YEA YEA YEA FUKIN YEA I WANT 2 HAVE SEX ON THE BEACH YEA FUKIN YEA N BEER N FRIED CHICKEN YEA SEX ON THE MOTHER FUKIN BEACH....................................................... .............. Thats just a small taist of how good the song writing is on our record BEERS IN HEAVEN n yes we have been told that the song above sex on the mother fukin beach is.....wait 4 it....REALY GOOD.We have also been told that our dirty dollar RED IS THE SEXIEST BLOKE IN ROCK N ROLL TO DATE
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Member Since: 5/11/2007
Band Website: dirtysluts.com
Band Members: RED, HOARY and brendan (or brian, i dont know what his bloody name is) oh yea n NATHAN FUCKING DICK on the looser bench and of course members from HUNGRY CRACK HEADS LAFLAW
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Sounds Like: WE SOUND FUKN AMAZING.. THATS WHAT THE DOLLARS SOUND LIKE. WE GO DOWN LIKE A DAM FINE CUP OF COFFEE... DEEP BLACK CUP OF JOE MIND YOU
Record Label: new label ran by hoary called BRENDAN LOVES COCK
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

ove 65s show at wagga wagga retirement village

3rd June at Merlins retirement village in Wagga Wagga (over 65s only) Rock up at 8am wearing something sluty and recieve a free set of false teeth Price: $50 but pensioners pay $100 pensioners on vent...
Posted by The Dirty Dollars on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:42:00 PST

best gig of the month

Fuk it best show of the yr JASPERS NEWCASTLE bit of a fag but we all feel sorry 4 him so we have 2 be friends with him after wat happened 2 him as a child YES HE WAS RAPED BY HIS NEXT DOOR NEIGHOURS C...
Posted by The Dirty Dollars on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:53:00 PST

BEERS IN HEAVEN (CD)

Its hard being 1 of the biggest n best bands in the world so we made a record about it, its also about making love,drinking beers,beatiful sunsets n harming inocent little animals (ANIMAL CRUELTY WE S...
Posted by The Dirty Dollars on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:10:00 PST

NEW TOUR DATES

New tour kicks off on 6th june with an up n coming new band U2 supporting our shows. tour dates 6th June Telstra stadium Sydney (SOLD OUT) 7th June Telstra stadium Sydney (SOLD OUT) 8th June Telstra ...
Posted by The Dirty Dollars on Mon, 28 May 2007 09:30:00 PST

the dollars

blog blog blog log reds hanging a fukn log. who eva doesnt like our site can suck on reds big red fukn nuts why matt an the dickstar relax by a cup of joe an a short film about willy nelson. Not ...
Posted by The Dirty Dollars on Wed, 16 May 2007 09:21:00 PST

Hoary

Today I(RED) was wacking off and I suddenly thought of Hoary, so I gave him a buzz on the old telephone and found out he was wacking off and thinking of me. Then I thought, I wonder what Brendan is do...
Posted by The Dirty Dollars on Sat, 12 May 2007 10:53:00 PST

BEERS

It all started over a tall frothy cool one(it was quite long and luxurious).Brendan was talking himself up, Matt was picking his nose and Red was shitting in a cereal bowl, which he later consumed, an...
Posted by The Dirty Dollars on Fri, 11 May 2007 01:27:00 PST