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Bert

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About Me

I'm a slow motion accident lost in coffee rings and finger prints."The worst that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly. However, this is not a tragic situation, in my opinion." - J.D. SalingerGet MySpace Layouts from nUCLEArcENTURy .COM OR create your own using MySpace profile editor !!!
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My Interests

red lipstick, the ocean, sun, new york city, DANCE, eyeliner, purple, vintage thrift, peanut butter, chocolate, peanut butter AND chocolate, COFFEE, vegetarianism, feminism, activism, isms in general, California, starlight, fortune cookies, skirts, pancakes and friends, tickle my back! themed parties, girly drinks, shnuggles, tattoos, rain, rhinestones and sparkles, mesh and lace, martinis, schmumpy-ness, sarcasm, fishnets, combat boots, ballet slippers, faeries, classic Mustangs, driving, bare feet, driving barefoot, photography, lightning, fireflies, huggles, made up words, lip gloss, snow

I'd like to meet:

Owners/artistic directors of modern dance companies. Fellow choreographers/dancers etc. ...Remember that little blue-haired British worm guy at the beginning of the Labyrinth? The one that said "Ello!" ...Yeah, him....

Music:

DepecheMode, The Rapture, Wilco, The Postal Service, YYYs, The Faint, Duran Duran, New Order, The Cure, Broken Social Scene, The Arcade Fire, Bloc Party, Modest Mouse, Underworld, Matthew Herbert, The Walkmen, RADIOHEAD, Thom Yorke, Frou Frou, Hole, Smashing Pumpkins, Madonna, Morrissey/Smiths, Tears for Fears, The Cranberries, Garbage, Pink Floyd, Sneaker Pimps, Bjork, Portishead, Poe, Tori Amos, Beck, The Ramones, The Clash, Joan Jett, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Feist, Mogwai, Interpol, Sigur Ros, Gorillaz, Of Montreal, Peter Bjorn & John, Steve Reich, and Phillip Glass

Movies:

Dirty Dancing, The Red Shoes, musicals, classics...ie Marilyn, Bette, Audrey, James, and Gene (!) Alfred Hitchcock, John Hughes, Baz Lurhmann, Blade Runner, Donnie Darko, Mulholland Drive, American Beauty, Amelie, Amadeus, Orlando, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Edward Scissorhands, Lost In Translation, Coffee and Cigarettes, 200 Cigarettes, Trainspotting, American History X, Run Lola Run, Little Miss Sunshine, V for Vendetta, It's A Wonderful Life

Television:

My So-Called Life, Freaks and Geeks, Sex and the City, The L Word, Aqua Teen, Daria, Gilmore Girls, Six Feet Under, Heroes, Conan, Charlie Rose, Channel 13, nyctv, Globe Trekkers

Books:

The Bell Jar, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Life of Pi, Catch-22, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Little Miss Strange, The Great Gatsby, To Kill a Mockingbird, Catcher in the Rye, Franny and Zooey, ALL SALINGER, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Harry Potter, Happiness is a Warm Puppy, The Joy Luck Club, The Lovely Bones, Little Women, The Grapes of Wrath, Kafka, Francesca Lia Block

My Blog

23

I am 23 for just one week more! Then I enter my (shudder) MID twenties. Just kidding. They're still my roaring twenties, if anything at all.Thank Blonde Redhead for this week's theme song.
Posted by Bert on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:35:00 PST

Welcome to the Hotel California

Hotel California in THREE DAYS. Can't wait!Get ready.
Posted by Bert on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:00:00 PST

Do you know what those palm trees mean?

Christmas is in Cali!!!! For those of you who may find yourself in the NoCal area during December, I will be in Sacramento (and maybe a pit stop in SF) between Dec 20th and the 27th. Mark your calenda...
Posted by Bert on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:02:00 PST

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

So, updates! Fall is here in New York and with my favorite time of the year comes many good things! I ended up quitting my shitty job at Carmine's to go see Rage Against the Machine. Remember, 'Don't ...
Posted by Bert on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:38:00 PST

If you love good music...

So it's been awhile. I've come to terms with the fact that I am not a blogger. I go through cyclical phases where I write in my journal obsessively for a few weeks and then months without. But I do re...
Posted by Bert on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:37:00 PST

Ladies and Gentleman! I give you...WANDERLUST!

As the year draws to a close (I know I'm a little late for rumations and resolutions, but honestly, are you surprised?) I have realized that in 2006 I only ventured out of New York Stat...
Posted by Bert on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 06:44:00 PST

random note

Never browse late night myspace with headphones on. Not only do you scare the crap out of yourself when the songs on your friendy's pages finally download, but you severely impair your already decayin...
Posted by Bert on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 11:22:00 PST

I don't know if you know this, but...

I just graduated yesterday! I dedicate my Top 8 (in no particular order) to the class of 2006 (even those who graduated in December). You're all very near and dear to my heart and I will miss you ter...
Posted by Bert on Mon, 22 May 2006 07:27:00 PST

graduameditation

Ten papers, one quiz, two language labs, a shitload of reading, four finals, and two dance shows equals graduation. 24 hours of walking tour equals officially graduated. Apartment hunt, job transfer,...
Posted by Bert on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 06:28:00 PST

bulletins

Does anyone else find it funny that there is a "delete friend" button at the end of every bulletin? Quick way to give your friends the axe after their forwards, surveys, and self-proclaimed prose...
Posted by Bert on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 06:02:00 PST