"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." bill murray. from the best movie ever. obvs.
everything good i deem too good to be true. everything else is a bore. -civil union me, fiona and. a young robert redford, duh. Caitlin: i remember once when we lived together you were acting all scitzo and you were like "whats the matter caitlin? think im crazy? am i freaking you out" in this crazy whisper voice
ryan's incredible(updated weekly. maybe daily): NOTiLLUSTRATED (11:45:40 PM): do you think the chiuaua is afraid of the bad pirate NOTiLLUSTRATED (11:45:46 PM): or the skeleton NOTiLLUSTRATED (11:46:08 PM): what does a little dog do (11:46:15 PM): when its trapped in a small room NOTiLLUSTRATED (11:46:35 PM): with over 90 mini remote control robots on the floor NOTiLLUSTRATED (11:47:00 PM): mini dog in a hamster maze like game show NOTiLLUSTRATED (11:47:01 PM): NOTiLLUSTRATED (11:47:07 PM): fucking mini dog channel NOTiLLUSTRATED (11:47:10 PM): we could do this NOTiLLUSTRATED (11:47:17 PM): lets start a TV channel NOTiLLUSTRATED (11:47:30 PM): you do the dog recruitment
I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER.really though fave movie of all time of course: STARGATE.:) caddyshack. groundhog day. anything bill murray. i heart huckabees. a few good men. he died with a falafel in his hand. obvi, star wars. the trilogy and the revenge of the sith. and i will absolutely have a drunken brawl with you if you deny the revenge of the sith the credit it deserves. um..braveheart, gladiator, groundhog day, vanilla sky, tommy boy (still), tommy girl, ace ventura, the bodyguard, the salad fingers movie that is coming out this summer. also the pepto bismol commercial movie, also coming out this summer. i dont know? everyone says i would like clerks and that other one oh high fidelity. im just too tired these days to bother. im gettin old
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RIPCaitlin: lolz matt takes the longest poops he calls it "the office" "ill be in the office" and he takes his computer in there and he will be in there for like half an hour just sitting on his poop oh and he has a PC not a laptop so he has to hook all the cords and the mouse and the keyboard up and unplug my hairdryer