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I Shot Fifty

Just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

About Me

Well I'm an interpretaive dance major at Juliard in NY, I've never been in love for more than 10 min, I knocked up a girl at prom and have been dodging child support since, I knocked up another girl last week and am planing on pushing her down the stairs, I like her, I play guitar for the best funk/metal/hardcore/post hardcore/christ rock/pop/nocturnal hip-hop band in history, Deep in the Hole. I started NWA but told them to be BMWI "Black Men With Issues" and I used to be in Minuto, Color me Badd, and ABBA for a short time. I've been legally dead twice and resesitated once, the other time as it turns out i was just napping. I go clubbing quite often, but the EPA gets quite mad at me when I take the baby seal pelts. I'm not a fan of vegitarians, racists and georgians, the country not the state. I've never killed in the legal sense, however biblically, you're all fucked. And soometimes when I'm home alone, I cut myself to ease the pain, or masturbate.

My Interests

Falling in love with the girl of my dreams, and treating her like shit. That's just love, that's just love.

I'd like to meet:

Um...Jesus, Phil Hartman, Cam Neely, Jesus again (I get the feling I'm gunna need to see him again for something), Stan MArsh, Bob Hope, That Quaker oats guy, Michigan J. Frog, Lucky the Leprechaun, The Trix rabbit (fucker), the girl who last cut my hair, Bary, my true love, the invetor of SPAM, Robert Daltry, James Bond, M, my real dad, Jesus a 3rd time (just for laughs), the entire 1976 Red Sox roster, the 62' Broncos, and my all-time hero from Naked Gun and acclaimed author, O.J. Simpson.Do Not Stand at My Grave and Weep Do not stand at my grave and weep, I am not there... I do not sleep. I am the thousand winds that blow... I am the diamond glints on snow... I am the sunlight on ripened grain... I am the gentle autumn rain. When you waken in the morning's hush, I am the swift uplifting rush Of gentle birds in circling flight... I am the soft star that shines at night. Do not stand at my grave and cry— I am not there... I did not die...

Music:

Enya, Yanni and Bjork thats it fuckers so get off my back or get on the bus, either way the pants are on the other foot now. New Ditty has a few veterans in it from last year, and this new project which still has a decidedly rock-metal sound, is a marked progression from anything they had written in the past.Deep in the Hole has the singer from New Ditty, but I can’t help but feel that this band performs their material with their collective tongue in their cheek. Funny lyrics and unexpected medleys delving into some very drastic music variations kept it interesting.
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Movies:

I'm told movies are the blasphemus extension of a liberal media system that only wants to demean degrade and otherwise debase christianity and religion for that matter in all facets. Thanks EWTN

Television:

The LIberal, homo loving media runs this method of information, so stick with the basics, EWTN, Christia Channels QVC and BET

Books:

The bible and 1984, it gives a promising view of how the world can be. Let's hope dictators and totalitarianism makes a come back.