Escaped convict........I love jokes! |
ESCAPED CONVICT
A MAN ESCAPES FROM PRISON WHERE HE HAS BEEN FOR 15 YEARS. HE BREAKS INTO A HOUSE TO LOOK FOR MONEY AND GUNS AND FINDS A YOUNG COUPLE IN BED.
HE ORDERS THE GUY OUT OF BED AND TI...
Posted by Positively Vain on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Favourite Joke |
At a doctor's surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him "What the hell did you do to your back?" The patient replies "You know that I ...
Posted by Positively Vain on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Another Joke |
Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came
along and asked him for some money. The man
ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar
kept on pestering him. The man became irritated
w...
Posted by Positively Vain on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Feminist Joke |
A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and
sa...
Posted by Positively Vain on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
quote |
The only things in life you regret,
Are the risks that you didn't take.
Love me without fear
Trust me without questioning
Need me without demanding
Want me without restrictions
Accept m...
Posted by Positively Vain on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
