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WhenAHighOficialOfTheEastWasExiledToTheWest

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About Me


Rakishly skinny, and incredibly doe eyed; Joe made his entrance into the art scene at 1989, bustin out of his mama's womb with a paintbrush in one hand, and a joint in the other. Lil Joe would paint on the walls while shitting his diapers. eventually he would join a roving band of bandits and perform operas for the nearby town talent shows.Joe had a keen eye for fashion at an early age, developing a love for white belts and tight pants. Joe even has the unique ability to cut his own hair.born in union city, California. this Bay area fashionista made his debut in Texas at the age of 14. despite the torrent of racist folks that lived nearby joe would continue to draw attention with his crazy drug addled personality and random weirdness. drawing pictures whenever possible, you cant spot him sketching landscapes all over San Antonio.He is also independent music enthusiast, showcasing his talents making beats(hip-hop production) and singing for various local indie rock bands.He doesn't date often, but will often cite his appreciation for weird and easy girls.Joe is staunchly liberal and wants nothing more than a nation where people can smoke pot as much as they please.

Dislikes


light wash jeans, jeans with holes, girls who act dumb who are actually smart, (seriously this is retarded) bicycle seats (try taking a pis after riding a bike and tell me HOW FUCKING PAINFULL IT IS), Racist girls who frequent tanning salons (seriously WTF???!!!), conservative people, most christian people, organized religion, marijuana prohibition, SUV cars and the people who drive them, pickup trucks and most of the people that drive them, wrangler jeans and other cowboy gear and almost all of the people that wear them, hot topic (we have enough fucking goth poseurs strutting around), abercrombie and fitch and most of the people that shop there(why the fuck would you pay 150 dollars for oversized jeans with holes in them when a perfectly good pair of rock and republics or diesels would suffice), jeans that say slimfit but arn't, axe deoderant and the people who wear it, apple computer products, GVTC internet, miley sirus, the jonas brothers, insects, spiders, scorpians, lukewarm water *shivers, math, bill millers BBQ, eurocentricity, racism, and much much more

Things I like


violence, easy girls, bongs and pipes and the "stuff that gos in them", drawing, eating, thai food, indie music, weird porn, rotten.com, preaching atheism, mocking organized religion, philosophy, good movies, intelligent people, shopping for clothes, &hearts white belts, &hearts rock and republic jeans &hearts , &hearts diesel jeans, scarves, vintage shoes and fedoras, video games, building computers, 3d modeling, maya, cream soda, vodka, Robotusin maximum strength cough and cold, anime, sickopath, maddox, playing with fire,

My Interests

drawing hot chicks,drawing fantasy worlds, dungeons and dragons, games with dice, stories, videogames, newegg.com!!! scrabble, lan parties, anime, music, playing the piano, borders and barns and nobles (reading their shit for free), the samples at costco, unicorns and faries, talking on the phone, taking on the phone drunk,thai food, indian food.

I'd like to meet:

all of you

Music:

benfolds,ben folds five, mika, asian kong fu generation, bright eyes, the killers, the flaming lips, tilly and the wall, neko cat, bjork, norah jones, jack johnson, the pillows, the sounds, afi, a perfect circle, tool, jenny lewis, the postal service, death cab for cutie, plain white T's, motion city soundtrack, dashboard confessional, daft punk, the gorrilaz, the chemical brothers, any final fantasy tune, any mario tune, any zelda tune, the theme for metal gear solid 2, silent hill 2 ost, placebo, franz ferdinand, modest mouse, mindless self indulgence,

I &hearts indie rock!!

Movies:

requim for a dream, trainspotting, donnie darko, garden state, heart of glass, about a boy, roger dodger, lord of war, american beautty, RV, mean girls, the motel, better luck tommorrow, harold and kumar go to white castle, the science of sleep, waking life, little miss sunshine, breakfast on pluto

Television:

the man show, iron chef, good eats, xplay, screensavers (nonexistant as of now) gungrave, deathnote, haibane renmei, the boondocks, aria.

Books:

dragon lance, clivebarkers books, manga, many others

Heroes:

shigeru miyamoto, hideo kojima, tucker max, maddox, Luke Ta, Michael brown, Ryan rictor, Bryan nailer, my ex gfs whereever they may be I think of em when I'm horny. hugh grant, robern greene, adam sesslar, my dad hes been through a lot he can be a dick sometimes (actually hes a dick all the time) but hes lived a hard life and hes content.James Verchoyle, my art teacher Mr muncus hes taught me A LOT about how to live like a badass.

My Blog

Spiders and Cigarettes, Oh My

.. --> / icon and title --> .. --> message --> I have been reading many trip reports for diph as well as analyzing my own. a recurring hallucination is that of the appearance of ...
Posted by WhenAHighOficialOfTheEastWasExiledToTheWest on Mon, 19 May 2008 11:03:00 PST

My Feelings on Plastic Surgery

theres nothing inherently wrong with seeking to improve your appearance. I bet some of you dye your hair and buy fashionable clothes.others might even pluck your eyebrow and shave your ass. even the o...
Posted by WhenAHighOficialOfTheEastWasExiledToTheWest on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:21:00 PST

all my friends have my number.....

but nobody calls. I wonder if I even have any real friends to call as such. at the very least I have the means to every vice. sure real friends are nice but I’ll take all I can get. a party or 2...
Posted by WhenAHighOficialOfTheEastWasExiledToTheWest on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:20:00 PST

heroine and febreeze

ok, there is a simple explaination for this. picture a cancer paitient on chemotherapy. each day a ray of sunshine breaks through the seems and hits grandmas face. but she don’t give a shit. che...
Posted by WhenAHighOficialOfTheEastWasExiledToTheWest on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:19:00 PST

humans need a change of scenery

I used to sneer at people who complained of boredom. sure, not everything is interesting, but with the internet and a piece of paper theres always an infinite vat of creativity you can piss out and mo...
Posted by WhenAHighOficialOfTheEastWasExiledToTheWest on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 04:11:00 PST

FUCK LAUREL RIDGE

its been a long ass time since I"ve posted any sort of story or report. some of you my remember my previous posts I posted a thread a long time ago concerning my lack of drugs. http://www.drugsandboo...
Posted by WhenAHighOficialOfTheEastWasExiledToTheWest on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:05:00 PST

standing up to "The Man"

    Men are PC'ed to death. The consequences of almost 50 years of ardent feminism have been devastating: a society in bewilderment about gender roles, the rise of a class of ball-busti...
Posted by WhenAHighOficialOfTheEastWasExiledToTheWest on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 12:55:00 PST

story development

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Posted by WhenAHighOficialOfTheEastWasExiledToTheWest on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 03:55:00 PST

nessecity and purpose in evolution intro

It seems apparent that what I say is vastly more important than the images that are conjured by my imagination. My ideas and beliefs are held to greater scrutiny than is the case of which sobriety wou...
Posted by WhenAHighOficialOfTheEastWasExiledToTheWest on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 03:48:00 PST

my thoughts on plastic surgery and human beauty

 theres nothing inherently wrong with seeking to improve your appearance. I bet some of you dye your hair and buy fashionable clothes.others might even pluck your eyebrow and shave your ass.even ...
Posted by WhenAHighOficialOfTheEastWasExiledToTheWest on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 03:21:00 PST