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Goat

...fuck'in un-tie me already

About Me

Recently returned to Myspace for the purpose of harrasment only...kidding, I love to send and receive funny stuff :). I had to rebuild my page as it got hacked!! looking for my friends I use to share funny stuff with.. it's nice to make new one's on the way. :)

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My Interests

Surfing, Skating, Tae Kwon Do, Aikido, Muy Thai, Jiu Jit Su, Krav Maga, playing my drums, celebrity bashing on myspaceSomehow this always happens to me before a job interview:Never under estimate a chicken

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who really doesn't take this thing seriously...I've already met Ozzy and James Hetfield..so that just leaves Jesus and Santa Claus (I wanna know why I didn't get my pony).For those unhappy with comments I've posted:Childhood shrink trying to understand me:My first playground after High School - North Shore Lake TahoeMy current playground - a secret cove in Malibu :)Where I grew upQuote from roommates: "Great, Mikey drank all the beer again":Me in another life.. is there Squirrel A.A.?Drunk Squirrel

Add to My Profile | More VideosMAN, IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERYTIME THIS HAPPENED:

Music:

Met James when I was 14 and about 3 feet tall on the side stage of a RHCP show (Thanks for sharing your beer!) Love this band..
My friend Branch has been in two succesful bands... but this is how it all started... ..

Movies:

Too many to list - All creative artist - past and present.My brother.. god bless 'em.. but this is a typical Thanksgiving scene when he decide's to come home:If I was a Penguin:

Television:

LITTLE RASCALSIf your going to be a gangster... do it the right way:

Books:

I only do Myspace now as I flunked out of Derek Zoolander's Center for kids who can't read good.

Heroes:

Also Otter and Bluto.Kwan Jang Nim Edward FongLike a second father to me. I've been honored to know and train with him most of my life.Bruce LeeInspired my martial arts training at the age of seven years old.He would have so bitch slapped Elvis...Oh yeah, and getting beaten up by retarded actors also inspired my martial arts training: