Ice Cream, Smithies, Moho's, Hampsters, UMASSers, Tourists, Regulars, Annoying customers who whistle/don't whistle.
You!
Ragtime, Polka, Dixieland. HOWEVER, Nothing that is repetitive, raspy, rap, has swears, hip-hop, cacophonous, or COOL.
Patch Adams, Sweet Home Alabama, A Thousand Clowns, Close Encounters of the Third Kind
The Herrell's Handbook, English, Grammar, & Composition.