hi! my name's jack. i'm 19. i live in edinburgh, scotland. i play football and rubgy. i support manchester united, always have, always will. i like to have fun and i never take anything too seriously. i'm nice, and i will reply messages/comments unless there is nothing else to say, or you seem strange, or i'm being a lazy arse... oh yes, did i mention that you shouldn't take anything i say too seriously, because i'm a joker and a great critic. i make fun of people subconciously, especially when i'm pissed.
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? water
Beverage (alc) ? difficult, but it's got to be either scotch whisky or beer
Color ? navy blue
Food ? lasagna
Item of clothing ? t-shirts
Meal of the day ? supper!
Feature on yourself ? ahem-sixpack-ahem
Quality in a guy/girl ? personality
Phrase ? FUCK YOU
Song ? bittersweet symphony, wind of change, and barbie girl
Musical Artist/Band ? the libertines, the jam, the maccebees... i could go on forever
Sport ? football
Movie ? BORAT
TV Show ? when i do, it's south park and little britain
Radio Station ? -
Type of Chocolate ? 70% belgian dark
Eye Color ? green
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? yes, fletch :)
Smoke ? ...yes...
Drink ? YES! who d'you think i am?!
Have any piercings ? yes, left ear
Have any tatoos ? yes, right arm
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend well, one time, but i never did it again
Had sex ? go on... ask me yourself ;)
Gone streaking ? yes
Gone skinny dipping ? yes
Been to Europe ? NOOO, i've never been to the place i live in
Been to an island ? I LIVE ON AN ISLAND TOO, IDIOTS
Had stitches ? plenty, about 50 in total
Broken any bones ? plenty, arms, legs, fingers...
Been stabbed/shot ? no
Slept until after 12:00 ? yes...
Stayed up all night ? yes...
Danced like a whore ? yes...
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? yes...
Turned down a dare ? never, not my thing
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? got to be tommy
Is the prettiest ? sarah
Is the most handsom ? you spelt handsome wrong, but it's harry
Is the loudest ? greggs
Is the craziest ? greggs
Is the most shy ? mikey
Is the most loving ? ...like i'd know
Is the most understanding ? tommy
Is the most boring ? dave kellerman
Is the richest ? harry, his daddy's a millionaire
Is the most athletic ? tommy
Is the most cocky ? harry...
Is the biggest sex icon ? girl: sarah, boy: idk! harry i guess
Is the most wordly/cultured ? dave kellerman
Do you look up to the most ? tommy
Do you tell everything to ? tommy
Has the best clothes ? adam, even though he's flat broke
Has the best house ? harry!
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? i'd eat anything
Kiss someone of the same sex ? for a price
Cheat on someone you love ? no
Run away from home ? if i can't stand my mum any longer
Lie to your parents ? ...yes
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? ...yes, to protect them
Lie to your best friend ? ...yes, to protect them
Give a homeless person money ? no! they get pissed on that stuff
Run from the police ? yes
Bungee jump ? yes
Sky dive ? definitely
Cross dress ? maybe
Be an exotic dancer ? ooh, i like the sound of that
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? kind of done that already...
Scuba dive ? yeah, of course! i'm a master at that!
Go rock climbing ? yes
Go spulunking (caving) ? why not
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? fuck him
Bologna ? spaghetti bolognaise?
Hott ? sienna miller
Orange ? orange
Real world ? gay
Fuck ? please!!
Jack ? what?
Cucumber ? too small
Hip-Hop ? it's shit, don't listen
Uniform ? so sad, everyone's wearing the same shit
UniCORN ! ? i don't think so
Rainbow ? pretty!!!
Clown ? argggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
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Shoe Size? 12 UK
Hairy Arms? slightly
Favourite Colour? navy blue
Own a Car? not yet
Big Nose? not as big as others
Favourite Brand of Clothes? adidas
Your Middle Name? alastair
How Many Times Would you Fuck a Horse for $1 Million? any many times as it wants!
Longest Relationship Lasted... 9 months
Your Hair Looks Like... a dark brown carpet
For How Long an you SPRINT, not Granny-Jog? 15-20 minutes i guess
Fancy a Pizza? yes, thank-you!
PICK YOUR FAVOURED ONE
U2 or Coldplay? U2
ManUtd or ManCity? manutd!!!!!!!!!!
Big or Small? ...definitely BIG
South Park or Family Guy? south park
Love or Money? love, i got enough money from the horse
Black or White? white
Bush, For or Against? against
Lasagna or Spaghetti? lasagna
Art or Science? i like both
MSN or AIM? msn
Hummer or Beemer? hummer
Coca-Cola or Pepsi? neither
Ronaldinho or C.Ronaldo? ronaldo
Mum or Dad? ...dad
Napoleon Dynamite or Borat? BORAT!!!
Poker or Black Jack? ...STRIP poker...
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