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Reign Collins

Floss is Boss! Floss is Boss!!

About Me

I'm looking through you, where did you go I thought I knew you, what did I know You don't look different, but you have changed I'm looking through you, you're not the sameYour lips are moving, I cannot hear Your voice is soothing, but the words aren't clear You don't sound different, I've learned the game. I'm looking through you, you're not the sameWhy, tell me why, did you not treat me right? Love has a nasty habit of disappearing overnightYou're thinking of me, the same old way You were above me, but not today The only difference is you're down there I'm looking through you, and you're nowhereWhy, tell me why, did you not treat me right? Love has a nasty habit of disappearing overnightI'm looking through you, where did you go I thought I knew you, what did I know You don't look different, but you have changed I'm looking through you, you're not the same

My Interests

Joe Collins, Orgone accumulators, theremins, gay Frenchmen, songs with handclaps and/or cowbells, Meowmers, the Tiger Bear, straw boaters, burlesque, the Bonadonna family, adventures, army men, lincoln logs, lingerie, passing notes, Lambrettas and Vespas, ruffle butt panties, tap dancing, doing the pony, watching fireworks, ukeleles, absinthe, Bunn and Buswell, Jergen Milkwolf, zombies, building forts, 80's commercials and PSA's, bentwood chairs, Blixa Bargeld's scream, foxes, kitty cats, bowler hats, Jack Tripper shorts, lipgloss, T.V. show theme songs, superhero capes, sailor suits, accordians, banjos, jam, underoos, Jhonen Vasquez comics, 80's cartoons, costumes, party dresses and ball gowns, murder ballads, rubber duckies, songs about hobos, Bill Cosby records, Sesame Street records, skinny neckties, finger waves, pin curls, watching people who run with conviction, writing songs about clowns with Mancuso, Jammie Dodgers...

I'd like to meet:

Nigel Tufnel

Music:

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Tom Waits, the Birthday Party, Roxy Music, Brian Eno, Einsturzende Neubauten, Crime and the City Solution, Barry Adamson, Anita Lane, Congo Norvell, Pulp, Belle and Sebastian, Serge Gainsbourg, Cat Stevens, Harry Nilsson, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Velvet Underground, John Cale, Todd Rundgren, Roy Acuff, Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs, Elliott Smith, the Beatles, Poison, Hanoi Rocks, Thin Lizzy, Quasi, Grandaddy, the Flaming Lips, Die Haut, Edith Piaf, Jacques Brel, the Decemberists, the Dirty Three, Mick Harvey, the Faces,the Sensational Alex Harvey Band, the Pixies, Kraftwerk, Nina Simone, Billie Holiday, the Ink Spots, George Formby,Ween, Paul Revere and the Raiders, the Animals, the Association, the Monkees, Kids of Widney High, the Shins, Broken Social Scene, the New York Dolls, T.Rex, Mr. Bungle, Tomahawk, Fantomas, Stereolab, Folk Implosion, Ween, Apples in Stereo, Pavement, Sonic Youth, Sebadoh, Leonard Cohen, Jeff Buckley, Nick Drake, the Pogues, the Toy Dolls, Ute Lemper, etc...

Movies:

The Warriors, Phantom of the Paradise, Amelie, Wings of Desire, The Big Lebowski, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Total Recall, Raising Arizona, The Evil Dead Trilogy, Cannibal! The Musical, It's a Wonderful Life, Harvey, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, The Major and the Minor, It Happened One Night, Quadrophenia, Pink Flamingos, Farinelli, Proof, The Professional, Trainspotting, Ziggy Stardust the Motion Picture, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Phantom of the Paradise, Love in the Afternoon, Sabrina, Wet Hot American Summer, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Ghostworld, and pretty much anything with Charlie Chaplin, Douglas Fairbanks, or Buster Keaton....

Television:

Peep Show, The Office (BBC), Men Behaving Badly, Father Ted, Absolutely Fabulous, The Young Ones, Sex and the City, Invader Zim, the Chris Kirk Knife Show, the Galloping Gourmet, those old Disney cartoons that showed what life was supposed to be like in the future, Graham Norton, MST3K, Sheilds and Yarnell,Taxi, Peep Show, Pants Off Dance Off....

Books:

Oscar Wilde, Dostoevsky, Irvine Welsh, "The Little Prince", "Geek Love", "The Frog King", Nick Hornby, Chuck Palaniuk, Nabakov, Greene, Rimbaud, Milton, Capote, Vonnegut, Corso, David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs...

Heroes:

Tom Waits and Kathleen Brennan and

My Blog

Save me from myself

I've spent all of yesterday and so far all of today holed up in my room. It's dark in here. I'm in bed with cable or netflix going with my trusty laptop at my side. I'm past feeling guilty about it. N...
Posted by Reign Collins on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 02:34:00 PST

I'm Only Sleeping

Just a quick cheers to Randy J. Bertisch for saving my ass this week with some much needed painkillers. Now I don't need to devise a way to get inbetween the mattress and box springs. Hooray!
Posted by Reign Collins on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:18:00 PST

Don't even bother...

Today was stressful. It didn't start that way, no; it started out with tea and toast and a bit of "Monster Club". Then worked kicked my ass when I was still closing out at 7:00pm. Then I felt rewarded...
Posted by Reign Collins on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:58:00 PST

Fun with Youtube!

Today I discovered myself on youtube rubbing my ass on Trey Parker. And to think I'd nearly forgotten. I then discovered what my ex has been doing in the years since we dated. I feel embarrassed. Let'...
Posted by Reign Collins on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:42:00 PST

If I Needed Someone

I had an epiphany last night; even if I die alone, Ian is right downstairs now so he'll probably hear me keel over and come up to investigate the noise. I tested this theory whilst talking on the phon...
Posted by Reign Collins on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 12:33:00 PST

Too much cheesecake too soon!

Well, the good news is that I'm moving on Thursday and I'm still packing away my room. However, here I am fucking off on the ethernet when it was my every intention to bust ass packing today. I did ac...
Posted by Reign Collins on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 12:17:00 PST

What is it this time?

So I have this bug bite on my ankle near my sock line. I have no idea where I got it or what kind of creature gave it to me. But I've had it for about a week now and it just won't go away. It is in th...
Posted by Reign Collins on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 07:46:00 PST

"Some wierd cult kidnapped us....again"

I awoke this morning from a most peculiar dream; I guess I was in a band and we were touring the country and somehow stumbled upon this cult's compound and then they wouldn't let us leave. When they f...
Posted by Reign Collins on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:41:00 PST

Just like Stuart Murdoch said, "I should have stayed home."

This New Year's Eve was so lack luster for me, I might as well have stayed at home, watched Dick Clark, and sang "Auld Lang Syne" to myself whilst kissing my own hand. This year better be good. At lea...
Posted by Reign Collins on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 09:01:00 PST

Best shirt ever

I just got a Melody Nelson shirt. It's amazing and I love it.That's all. Happy New Year!
Posted by Reign Collins on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:30:00 PST