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About Me

i laugh at my own jokes. i like a nice glass of two dollar charles. i hate hiking. i collect new state quarters. i'm horrible at going to sleep...also waking up. i will challenge you to a trivia match. i think that people that depend on astrology are lonely. i like drinking wine while watching 'intervention'. i've become a handsoap snob. it makes me uncomfortable when people clap at the end of movies in the theater. i like making lists. i hate when people say "my bad'. i'm awesome at parallel parking. i like smoking a cigarette after leaving the gym. i hate maple syrup, ham, and corn. i think vests are impractical. ipods, tivo and ebay are stressful. i'm italian. i'm left handed. i eat beef. cyclists who drive on the roads with cars make me nervous. i have a lot of ashtrays. i'm smarter than a fifth grader. i'm classic. i hate most people. i love you. i'm kristyn mancuso, vote for me.

My Blog

Unemployed Vegas 2K8

so, kathryn and i decided that since we are both unemployed, what would be better than taking advantage of that and going to vegas? the correct answer is: not much. we had an awesome adventure fille...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:12:00 GMT

get a job immediately, jerk.

so, today i have decided that me and matthew look the same. see below... i have always thought that we looked the same when we were kids, but i think that we still do. perhaps it is because in that ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:56:00 GMT

oh, the hilarious comedy!

i just wanted to say, all of you kids who put on your profiles: "black/african descent" or, or "swinger" or "body builder" or you say you are 3'6" or 7'4" or "more to love" or "east indian" or "divor...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 03:38:00 GMT

old people. christmas lights.

old people really enjoy christmas lights. they think that putting them up is this amazing feat that is so magical and wonderful. it's really odd. if you have an older relative or friend, etc. take...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 03:16:00 GMT

they call me candle guy...simply cause i am on fire

i just wanted to say that if your profile or pictures are private, you are either ugly or old or have stupid issues with people from high school and you shouldn't care about that shit anymore. if you...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 03:54:00 GMT

i will never be a cake decorator.

so, now that i've been out of work for 2 weeks, i've become excellent at watching movies, sleeping in, smoking cigarettes and shopping at target. today, being the special day that it is, valentine's ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:15:00 GMT

happy 24th to kristyn bee-log.

i quit my job last week to pursue a career of hanging out. i think i'm doing well.i bought collars and nametags for my cats today. the cutest nametags i could find were for dogs and a bit bigger tha...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:56:00 GMT

happy 60th to chuck

so, when i asked my dad what he wanted to do for his 60th birthday, i was surprised that he said "there's this place i always see...and i'd love to go there...legoland". i never took chuck for the "o...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 22:44:00 GMT

new tattoos/organic milk

so, i got a new tattoo yesterday. i think it's rad. kathryn said it was one of the best tattoos she's ever seen in her life...which works out well for me, since it is permanent. either or...i'd lov...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 00:25:00 GMT

my new small bears.

...but at least i have my cattens.it's nice having two friend faces around when you feel like crap.
Posted by on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 23:00:00 GMT